tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-80381074165118852962024-03-08T08:25:51.148-08:00Sneaky Geeky Workplace FashionThis is a blog to help you figure out what to wear that will flatter your shape and also let you get away with sharing your fandom at work, no matter how strict your dress code may be.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14617614020525139004noreply@blogger.comBlogger23125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8038107416511885296.post-35880832519168443372017-06-15T19:38:00.002-07:002017-06-15T19:38:49.942-07:00I'm A Damsel, I'm In Distress, I Can Handle This (Megara)Since it's just about Summer, it's about time we start dressing like it.
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I like to think of myself as the type of damsel who can get herself out of a bind, as such I've always had a fondness for Megara. Who doesn't like a princess who sees reality and still manages to dream on occasion. So, of course, I decided to put together than outfit for myself.
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As someone of taller than average stature (5'9.5") with broad shoulders and no hips who carries her weight in the belly, I have to be careful with maxi dresses. I love them, but if they don't have a visible waist, they don't love me back. Even a gathered waist isn't always enough since I'm also pretty busty and have to go up a size to give the girls enough room. This is also why I have a large collection of belts and scarves. I need to accentuate my natural waist or else I look lumpy in unflattering ways.
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Summer in Seattle isn't warm every day, even when the sun is out, and as such I paired the dress with a light weight cardigan. To keep things airy and light go with a light knit with a wide weave. Added bonus, it makes the dress more work appropriate. Since the cardigan is light and stays open, it doesn't make you look wider than normal. If you are worried about things like that, you could also belt over the top of the cardigan.
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Accessories are how you really make or break an outfit. Instead of being a standard sprint outfit, we want this to be Megara. As such keep to a Greek style. Gladiator sandals, simple knots, geometric designs and gold instead of silver. I tossed in a Pegasus clutch becuase how could I not? It was adorable. Nude lip, smokey purple eyes, and your hair pulled up in a pony tail and voi la! The job is done.
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Thanks for coming by, it's been a real slice.
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StevieAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14617614020525139004noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8038107416511885296.post-57607611487044069032017-01-25T12:06:00.000-08:002017-01-25T12:06:09.570-08:00Heading to Gasparilla! The Urban Scallywag and I are leaving cloudy Seattle and heading to sunny Tampa, Florida for sun, fun, and Pirate Shenanigans! Because I, unlike the Captain, do not have a formal pirate outfit, I've had to make do with what was already in my closet. Thankfully, as a cosplayer and general fashion nerd, I happen to have a lot of things in my closet.
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I understand that wenches wear skirts, but I am not a wench and I have a tendency to accidentally flash people whipping my skirts out of the way when drinking and sword fighting. As such I decided my favorite faux leather leggings were going to be the base for the outfit. Who doesn't like leather pants? Also, they make my ass look amazing and I need all the help I can get. Though it will be cloudy and upper 70's and that's summer weather for me, so I could regret the pants. I'll let you know on the flip side.
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So I have discovered I am often arguing with people over whether something is a dress or a tunic. I feel that something that doesn't fall more than an inch past your crotch doesn't really count as a dress, but more of a tunic. I prefer to use them as tunics and long shirts. A dear friend likes to argue, but she's got legs for days and pulls the look off rather well so to each there own. In this case, though, I'm going with tunic and added a belt to add some extra shape. I tend to get my shirts rather loose because I am quite busty (seriously, the ladies aren't getting smaller, just my band size is ...)
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Toss on a black jacket (I will actually be wearing my purple cape, though, but to make this work corporate appropriate I went with a jacket), buckle boots, and a leather bag to finish off the clothes. The leather bag is important, but can be alternated with canvas, because it's another nod to pirates and saddle bags. Leather is harder to cut and better to stash your booty in, though. Like a strand of pearls. Everyone knows a lady pirate should have a string of pearls, preferably taken from the throat of a dear little debutante.
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Ok, maybe I'm thinking of highway robbers now, it's all in good fun.
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Keep your makeup fierce. I like a wing sharp enough to cut anyone that get's in your way and lipstick the same color red as the blood now coating your dagger.
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So that's my plans for Saturday, hope everyone else has fun too!
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StevieAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14617614020525139004noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8038107416511885296.post-85611772163947986742017-01-20T15:45:00.001-08:002017-01-20T15:51:00.946-08:00You've Heard Of A Dew Drop, This Is A Don't Drop (Silvermist) We all know Water Fairies go with the flow, but no one is more laid back than the up beat, off beat Silvermist.
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It has been an interesting road, this weight loss journey I've been on. I went from having more belly than boob and no hips at all to quite a bit more boob than belly and the start of some hips. It's very strange to dress for a shape you no longer have and I've had to do some serious renovations to some of my favorite looks. Sadly I still don't have enough hip to wear pencil skirts, but I have hope for the future!
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Since it's my journey and my blog I decided I wanted to put together an outfit for myself using one of my very favorite Disney Characters, Silvermist. She's so cheerfully distracted at the most serious of times. I appreciate that in a person.
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I have a longer torso and shorter (very nicely shaped) legs, so I like to rock leggings and slim cut trousers. With the shortness of my legs I like to hem them just at the ankle and pair them with heels so my legs look longer. In this case I went with strappy metallic sandals that are darker than my pants but went rather well with the top. The top is loose and flowing, I often find that I need to change flowy shirts and tunics a bit on the sides so the fabric doesn't just hang off my boobs and make me look pregnant. I like the ombre effect and find it very much reminiscent of water. Another problem with boobs is finding something that fits both your breasts and your stomach. I often get one or the other, shirts and jackets not being designed for busty ladies. To circumvent the issue I often look at blazers that are meant to be worn open This one has 3/4 sleeves, which will cover my tattoos if that is an issue that day (some meetings it can be) and is also still fun for warmer weather.
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Accessories are really where you make or break an outfit. I couldn't resist the Tinkerbell outline necklace, since Silvermist is one of her best friends. No straight lines here, waving silver lines making up the cuff and turquoise river rocks for the wrists, pretty with or without the jacket. Seahorse earrings, and a canvas tote bag to cart all my stuff with an ocean view printed across it. A hat is personal preference, I love hats, and I also love being lazy with my hair so I would leave it down. Keep everything organic as you can.
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Last, but not least, keep your makeup simple. Aqua blue eye shadow, use a bit to line your lower lid as well, and heavy black mascara, nude lips, a hint of blush, and there you are. One Corporate Water Fairy ready for a day at work.
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Remember, Faith, Trust, and Pixie Dust!
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Stevie Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14617614020525139004noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8038107416511885296.post-73476534284569860792017-01-19T17:26:00.001-08:002017-01-20T15:46:31.505-08:00Sometimes You Gotta Run Before You Can Walk (Iron Man)Who has time to join a super-secret boy band, anyway? Certainly not me. Between Cosplay, Spartan Races, and actual work I can only dream of creating armor like Iron Man.
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My girl J, the Pepper Potts to her real life Tony Stark, just got her new job and to celebrate I'm doing a blog post for Iron Man, the comic book character that brought those two crazy kids together. Unlike the cinematic Pepper Potts, all willow grace and sleek lines, MY Pepper is a compact hourglass with a poise I only wish I could emulate and the ability to arch her eyebrow like Natalie Rushman, making weaker people jump in line rather than getting in her way.
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Now if you are doing Iron Man, you need sleek lines and red all over. As such I went with a bodycon t-shirt dress. Comfortable, flattering, and in that lovely red Iron man is known for. You could wear this without leggings or tights, but if you live in a cold place you may want them. The ombre leggings going from red up to black will have the added bonus of making the legs look longer, especially when paired with stilettos. Note that if you do a lot of walking you may not want to wear heels quite so high. A simple belt is always good to cinch in the dress when you have an hourglass figure, you want the curves to be noticed. I chose a simple gold belt because again, the Iron Man suit is all sleek lines.
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The gold tuxedo jacket will draw all eyes to you in a meeting, but it will also keep you warm if the AC is set a little too high. I didn't want a red jacket with the red of the dress, sometimes you need to tone things down a little, but the gold stops the outfit from seeming altogether tame. Warrior Red lipstick, gold jewelry, the simpler the better, hint of a cat eye and lots of volume on the eyelashes and you are done. I added an Iron Man purse because I like the flair and who says you can't have a little whimsy in Corporate America?
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Remember - drive it like you stole it.
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Stevie
Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14617614020525139004noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8038107416511885296.post-64313715518392197572016-02-11T20:09:00.000-08:002016-02-13T22:49:00.736-08:00She Hulk is a smash in these outfitsYou ever wanted to punch someone in the face at work, but know you have to use your words instead? Yeah, me too.
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Being petite can make it hard, sometimes, to dress. Being any size can make it hard! People aren't built the same, but designers and clothing manufacturers can't really cater to every single body type out there. Sadly custom clothing also isn't a feasible option for most people, it's just too expensive. Thankfully there are people like me in the world who can help you out when you need a little advice.
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Sometimes I like to go a bite more literal than others with an outfit. Green pants for a character who likes showing off her green legs? Definitely an easy pick, I know, but I'll make up for it, I promise. I picked skinny leg trousers for the look, make sure they are properly hemmed. If they are too long they will make your legs look shorter than they already are, and no one wants to look short legged (I have short legs, so I assume no one wants short legs.) They shouldn't have room in the butt, if they do, they are the wrong size and you have to go try on another pair. Yes, try them on. Always try on your clothes. I know the process is painful, at times, but it is worth it in the end!
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The dainty lace top is sleeveless and high necked, but it shouldn't fall any lower than your hips. The eye will be drawn from the high neck down to the feet, making you appear taller than you are, especially with those cute wedges on. They are high and a soft grey instead of white because I am not a fan of white shoes. Mostly because I live in Seattle, land of rain, and imagine stepping in a questionable puddle while wearing cute white shoes. Yeah, it isn't pretty. I've done it. It's upsetting.
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I like the hard and soft concept with She Hulk because Jennifer, despite being strong and intelligent, always seemed a bit soft to me in a lot of ways. The pretty woman with the mind like a steel trap and will of tempered vibranium. So with the pretty lace top all soft and delicate, I chose a structured, purple biker jacket with a flare at the hem. It will add shape to a body that is mostly straight lines, bulking the shoulders a bit and being snug at the waist, giving you the illusion of curves.
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No outfit is complete without the accessories! Please note the delicate pearl Saturn earrings, they are lovely and my homage to Planet Hulk. Also the hulk watch because it was awesome. The hat was because I like hats and because Jennifer's hair is green, I love purses and have more than I need (not nearly as many as I want) and like to find one's I think fit the character. Cute, functional, classic, it all seemed very She Hulk to me. Leave your hair down, maybe put some sea spray in it to get some beach wave going, and stick with nude makeup - you don't need anything else to highlight your beauty.
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I have a friend who hates her hips, it boggles my mind but then the grass is always greener, right? Get it? Green! No? Okay, I'll move on. She wanted an outfit that would mask her hips a bit, so I offered her a skater dress. Simple lines, pretty, looks good on a variety of different figures. This one has a fuller skirt and while I'm usually not a fan of spaghetti straps at work, that is what the big scarf is for, you can use it as a shawl and cover your shoulders if someone takes issue.
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We go back to the hard and soft disparity with the leather biker jacket over the sweet dress. The purple bold against the white. Biker jackets tend to have shorter torso's, which work well for pear shaped people as it can make their curves look more dramatic by nipping in at the natural waist and stopping above the swell of the hips. Perfect with a full skirt for the same reason. I wouldn't suggest wearing the dress on a bike, though, for what I hope are obvious reasons.
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I am really into hats, I love interesting colors and fun shapes. The purple, in this case, was one that was almost like a softer version of the jacket, and with the black leather band I thought they would pop well together, especially with the green scarf between them. Scarves can be hit or miss. I like ones that are long enough for me to tie both ends together and loop around my shoulders like an infinity scarf. If they are even longer, all for the better!
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I went with green ballet flats for this outfit, mostly because I am a big fan of flats, but also because I like the flats with the dress. Personally I'm not one for tights unless it's cold and I see this as more of a summer outfit, so I didn't add them. If you are a nylons person, go with a sheer nude. Or opaque nude if you are hiding tattoos.
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I added the same purse as the last outfit because I am in love with it, same goes for the watch and earrings. I need a Hulk watch. I did find an awesome Hulk Fist silver necklace for this one, though! The deeper neckline needed a necklace. So, Hulk smash the cleavage. Super Leave your hair down, add some sea spray for beach waves to look relaxed and effortless. Go with nude makeup, the bright colors of the outfit could make fun colored eye shadow look garish, and you have a complete look!
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Remember the key to any outfit is confidence and comfort. If you are emotionally comfortable in your outfit, you have more confidence.
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Own it.
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StevieAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14617614020525139004noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8038107416511885296.post-74362921932481966122015-04-28T09:56:00.001-07:002015-04-28T09:56:48.482-07:00How Perfectly CharmingMy friend's mom asked me to help her put together something for a Princess Ball she is going to. She doesn't want to be a princess, though, she wants to be Prince Charming. Since it is one of the greatest things I've been asked in a while, I jumped at the chance. Here are two options that are a bit more workplace appropriate.
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The trick with athletic shapes is to remember that without a lot of curves, you need to add some interest to keep from looking like an upright log. (I think my PNW sensibilities are showing with the end of that last sentence, I seem to have lumberjacks on the brain.) Anyhow, back to the topic at hand! I love bright slacks, in the Spring and Summer. They are cheerful, they are fun, and they keep an outfit looking fashion forward. Cropped slacks are a nice nod to warm weather while still being on the more conservative side. You can pear them with pumps, though my personal preference is ballet flats. Here I went with a pair of feminine loafers in a shiny gold, since this is Prince Charming. Admittedly, in the 1950's cartoon this is based on, he paired brain shoes with his red pants and cream top. I am still offended by this.
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The bright slacks need to be paired with something not quite as eye-blinding up top, but you don't want the pants to overshadow the rest of your outfit. The soft yellow (Maurices calls it Custard) top I chose is not only pleasantly draped on the neck, it is also ruched down the sides, giving some extra shape to the body and creating curves that might not be there without it. I went with a simple, tiered chain necklace because it followed the drapes in the skirt, but was a strong and simple enough piece to stand out without overpowering the rest of the outfit and give a nod to the blinged cords Prince Charming wore.
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For the jacket, because you can't skip that part since it's what most people remember about him, I wanted something with clean lines that would stop at the hips. I found the most darling jacket from Germany and a bit obsessed. Simple lines, champagne and gold brocade with the same gold edging, zip front for that straight line closure I was searching for, and a hint of flare at the hips to help give added shape to the silhouette.
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Accessorizing for Prince Charming is easy. Gold. Lots and lots of gold. Well, I say lots and lots but let's be real, I think less is more and am not usually a fan of gold, so a belt, a little clutch, a couple rings and a bracelet is more than enough, some people wouldn't think that was anywhere close to lots and lots. I picked the clutch with the little tassels because it was a touch whimsical and made me happy. Everyone needs a bit of whimsy in their life. keep your hair simple. Pull it back in a ponytail or bun and call it good. If you have short hair, don't over style it, leave it down or slick it back. Stick to more natural makeup, maybe a hint of blue at the eyes, and you are ready to chase down some crazy lady who loses her shoe and doesn't bother coming back for it.
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This one is a bit more dressy, but you can still get away with it at work. If you found more of a matte gold top it would tone down the outfit a lot, but I like shiny things.
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I think everyone should have a nice maxi skirt in their closet, they are easy to dress up and down, flattering on most figures, and wonderful on hot Summer days. The pleating in this skirt give some added draping to the hips, adding curves where you didn't have much, and making your legs look a bit longer. Remember to hem your skirts. It might seem silly, but you do <i>not</i> want your skirt dragging on the ground while you walk. It will make you look shorter than you are, ruin the bottom of the skirt, and drag the skirt down as you wear it all day because it will catch on things. Hem it. To make you look really leggy swap out the flats for heels. Personally, as stated before, I love ballet flats. I commute by bus and as such tend to live in flats.
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I went with more champagne and cream in this one, the skirt being so vibrant. The top is a sequined tank top, another fun item to have in your closet to dress up practically any outfit. Since it doesn't add a lot of shape to the torso on it's own I added a short sleeved bolero, the curve of the front will make your waist look a bit more nipped in and help give the illusion of curves. Note that this outfit does not have a necklace. That is because of the loudness of the shirt. Adding a necklace would take it overboard.
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Just because a shirt is loud, though, doesn't mean you shouldn't still accessorize. I couldn't resist the tasseled chandelier earrings I found. They have that crazy art deco feeling I love. A nice cuff and a couple of pretty rings, all gold because that is Prince Charming's color scheme, and you are good to go. The same gold clutch, because I love how much it reminds me of the gold envelope that was sent with the invitation to the ball. It's the little things, after all, that really make the outfit a winner. Again, keep your hair simple, keep your makeup natural, and enjoy the day. Maybe, since it's summer, add your favorite sunglasses as well.
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Til next time,
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Stevie
Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14617614020525139004noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8038107416511885296.post-70817903089034658482015-03-03T15:23:00.000-08:002015-03-03T15:23:47.331-08:00Nothing is true, everything is permitted. Ever want to walk into a meeting feeling like the most dangerous and interesting person in the room? Sometimes you need that air of mystery, that hint of danger, to give you an edge if you are nervous about a presentation. And really, what is more bad ass than an assassin? I mean, besides a ninja-pirate-assassin or Grumpy Cat.
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I would like to say for the record that I wish I had hips. Two years of squats have given me an ass, at least, so I worked my ass <i>on</i>. Sadly, without the hips I still can't rock a pencil skirt and, oh, how I love them. I look dumpy and sad when I make the attempt so I've mostly given up. Mostly ...(Never give up, never surrender!)
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A good work blazer should stop just above the swell of your hips to help the eye focus on a narrower waist and to keep it from wrinkling weird because you half sat on it at your desk. The skirt should come to just under or just over the knee (shorter legs should stick to a hemline just above the knee.) The way the skirt hugs the hips and then tucks in and flares helps make you look curvy and still hides thicker thighs. This is a high waisted skirt I chose, so tuck your shirt in and then, to hide odd bulges and make your waist more defined, put a belt over it.
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Boots should never come over the knees for a work outfit. Not only does it shorten your leg, but it can often look trashy without meaning to. However when your boots come to below the knee with a skirt that comes to just above, your legs look longer. As a good general rule, if your jacket doesn't have a collar neither should your shirt. That being said, you can still have top interest.
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Accessories are important. Nothing too ostentatious, the clothing, like the person inside them, is the star for this outfit. A couple rings, no necklace because we have such a great rufflling effect going on, and maybe a watch. Assassins are pretty exact about times and dates, they have to be. A smokey eye (not too dramatic though, ladies, this is a day look) and nude lips and you are good to go. Wear your hair in your favorite style and grab your favorite black purse to complete this look.
<div style="width:600px;margin:0 auto"><div style="position:relative;"><a target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/assassins_creed_for_shape/set?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=62759875"><img width="600" alt="Assassins Creed 3 for the "Y" Shape" src="http://cfc.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-set/.sig/I2EsZlTHCuLeS5QKwRQzg/cid/62759875/id/MOqRLPzB5BGHTwqaGhGRpA/size/c600x600.jpg" title="Assassins Creed 3 for the "Y" Shape" height="600" border="0" /></a></div></div><br/><div style="text-align:center"><small><a target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/assassins_creed_for_shape/set?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=62759875">Assassins Creed 3 for the "Y" Shape</a> by <a target="_blank" href="http://stevie-sm-williams.polyvore.com/?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste">stevie-sm-williams</a> featuring a <a target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/black_leather_purse/shop?query=black+leather+purse">black leather purse</a></small></div><div style="width:600px;margin:0 auto"><br/><div style="text-align:left;"><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=61283723"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak1.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/61283723.jpg" title="People Tree twist top" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=68586958"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak2.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/68586958.jpg" title="Cropped military jacket" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=60064550"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak1.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/60064550.jpg" title="Lanvin black mini skirt" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=61983667"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak1.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/61983667.jpg" title="Lace tight" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=64716099"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak1.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/64716099.jpg" title="Me Too heel booties" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=126091648"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak2.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/126091648.jpg" title="Black leather purse" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=64194748"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak2.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/64194748.jpg" title="AllSaints antique coin necklace" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=126936395"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak1.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/126936395.jpg" title="Areaware black jewelry" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=68252157"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak1.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/68252157.jpg" title="Dressy belt" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=68450270"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak1.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/68450270.jpg" title="Lip gloss makeup" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=56505547"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak2.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/56505547.jpg" title="Bobbi Brown Cosmetics clear lip gloss" height="50" /></a></div></div>
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I <i>love</i> a good jacket, but a lot of them seem to highlight my extreme lack of hips and contort in rather unflattering manners across my chest. You can play one part off with a flared skirt and the other by trying on every jacket you like (and maybe getting it tailored a bit). With a strong skirt remember not to go overboard with an in-your-face top though. Go with a simple boat neck to show off the wide shoulders and exaggerate the difference between your shoulders and your waist. With that flared skirt to make it look like you've got hips you've just become a femmefatale with an hourglass figure.
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Since I went with a pretty monochromatic color scheme I had fun with patterns. The top has spots, the belt has braids, and the tights are made of lace! Don't be afraid to mix and match textures and prints, often it makes an outfit interesting. Grab some heels to help give the skirt some sway and some extra length to your legs, add your favorite black purse and you've got yourself an outfit! Remember, keep your accessories and makeup simple, and do your hair however you like.
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This particular jacket is something I would LOVE to be able to pull off, sadly I'm uber-busty so it's not going to jive. I do have an awesome leather jacket with faux-frogging down the front like this though, it's got the princess seams to keep it nice and flattering on me. Remember, just because we have the same base shapes doesn't mean we can all look good in the same things. We need to accept these things (even if we really love those pencil skirts...) and move on. Clothes aren't made for everyone, sadly. We need to embrace the things that look good on us and not wish we looked good in something else. We, ladies, are what makes the clothes, not the other way around.
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Getting stuck on the things you want to wear can stop you from finding things that you <i>can</i> wear. Keep an open mind and remember to try things on at the store. Chances are if you have any kind of a figure at all you won't look good in something that looks amazing on a hanger. Hangers show off clothing meant for stick figures, the slender athletics, the athletic hourglass, the incredibly petite, and children. If you aren't one of those things, don't let it get you down. If you try it on and it doesn't look as good as you'd hoped move on to a new style that you've never tried before, you might be pleasantly surprised! You also might be completely horrified and not sure if you should gag or giggle, but that's why you go shopping with girlfriends. You show them and <i>they</i> make the decision on just how terribad that article of clothing really is.
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Remember, you're beauty is unique.
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Stevie
Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14617614020525139004noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8038107416511885296.post-64364631640929563992015-02-13T13:00:00.000-08:002015-02-13T13:00:00.214-08:00 I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way. So those that know me know I am an avid cosplayer. Like anyone, sometimes I get up in my head and surround myself with negative "what if"s now and then. Recently it was over the Wasp costume I'm working on. I am, by no means, petite. I'm 5'6, a bit overweight, and have a lot of muscle. It took me a day or so to get over that, but I'm good now.
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If you want to dress up like your favorite character, do it. It doesn't matter what race, size, or sex you are; what matters is that you are having fun. That's the first rule of cosplay. Enjoy yourselves! And if you ever get up in your head the way I do in mine, let me know. I will happily remind you that you can do and be anything you want.
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With that in mind, here is your Valentine's Day issue of Sneaky Geeky Fashions - with one of my personal heroes, Jessica Rabbit.
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<div style="width:600px;margin:0 auto"><div style="position:relative;"><a target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/jessica_rabbit_for_slender_athletic/set?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=145553670"><img width="600" alt="Jessica Rabbit for the Slender Athletic" src="http://cfc.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-set/.sig/Ku7IwBRjYp0nc9lxxPFksA/cid/145553670/id/Jmgei9KW5BG32nlvmu7EJQ/size/c600x645.jpg" title="Jessica Rabbit for the Slender Athletic" height="645" border="0" /></a></div></div><br/><div style="text-align:center"><small><a target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/jessica_rabbit_for_slender_athletic/set?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=145553670">Jessica Rabbit for the Slender Athletic</a> by <a target="_blank" href="http://stevie-sm-williams.polyvore.com/?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste">stevie-sm-williams</a> featuring a <a target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/circle_skirt/shop?query=circle+skirt">circle skirt</a></small></div><div style="width:600px;margin:0 auto"><br/><div style="text-align:left;"><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=123753348"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak1.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/123753348.jpg" title="Fever Fish circle skirt" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=126764330"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak1.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/126764330.jpg" title="White fur coat" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=124989982"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak1.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/124989982.jpg" title="Platform pumps" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=123570235"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak1.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/123570235.jpg" title="BeiBaoBao vegan leather purse" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=5836334"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak1.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/5836334.jpg" title="1928 jewelry" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=125087319"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak1.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/125087319.jpg" title="Clyda bracelet watch" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=105913035"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak2.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/105913035.jpg" title="DB Designs diamond accent jewelry" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=109869905"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak2.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/109869905.jpg" title="DB Designs diamond accent earrings" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=127606167"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak1.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/127606167.jpg" title="Red flower hair accessory" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=117195282"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak1.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/117195282.jpg" title="Nars cosmetic" height="50" /></a></div></div>
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Jessica is tall, curvy, and drawn for sin. Sadly, most of us in the real world are not drawn that way. Though I admit, when I first saw Who Framed Roger Rabbit I had to have been about seven, I wanted to be Jessica Rabbit. Mostly it was because of the bear trap hidden in her cleavage. Still my favorite moment in that movie. Thankfully, my love of Jessica Rabbit is shared with my Amazon Queen, and she requested that I do an outfit for the non hourglass shaped ladies out there.
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I love skater dresses. I love how they are shaped and that they have movement which makes them fun to look at. It is also a dress style that looks good on most people, though remember that it is all in the details. This one, with the wide shoulder pieces that come to a point and the light gathering around the neck widens the shoulders. The bad at the waist keeps the dress snug to your figure, and let's the skirt add the volume to your hips. Voila, insta-hourglass!
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But it's really not fun if you do the dress and nothing else, and let's be honest, I do this because it's fun.
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A sleeveless bolero helps make the waist look a little smaller, the shoulders look a little bigger, and because of how it scoops up in the front, it draws the eye to a bust that might not usually be the first thing people notice about you. You can pair this with sheer nylons so the skirt doesn't stick and so those adorable ModCloth heels don't get uncomfortable halfway through the day. I have a mad love for Modcloth shoes, in case you haven't noticed from the number of times they appear on my blog.
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The number one thing to remember about the Jessica Rabbit look is the peekaboo bang. If you can't pull that off, a side part with your hair pulled back (say with a rose?) will do the trick. Also, you need to remember purple eye shadow and match the red of your dress to a red lipstick if you can. Anyone can do a red lip, you just have to find the right shade. To keep the luster on the lips, put chap stick on, then your foundation over that, and then put your lipstick on. It will make it pop so nicely. Jewelry can be anything in violet or red, though I like violets and bunnies, myself. The rabbit purse might be a little too whimsical for some workplaces, but it's great if you are looking for a professional outfit to wear at a convention.
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<div style="width:600px;margin:0 auto"><div style="position:relative;"><a target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/jessica_rabbit_for_plus_size/set?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=149271724"><img width="600" alt="Jessica Rabbit for the Plus Size Hourglass" src="http://cfc.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-set/.sig/bhIkvxFk9a5SDxVKOWowA/cid/149271724/id/ANxH65yz5BGZpoVYmu7EJQ/size/c600x626.jpg" title="Jessica Rabbit for the Plus Size Hourglass" height="626" border="0" /></a></div></div><br/><div style="text-align:center"><small><a target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/jessica_rabbit_for_plus_size/set?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=149271724">Jessica Rabbit for the Plus Size Hourglass</a> by <a target="_blank" href="http://stevie-sm-williams.polyvore.com/?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste">stevie-sm-williams</a> featuring <a target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/silver_jewelry/shop?query=silver+jewelry">silver jewelry</a></small></div><div style="width:600px;margin:0 auto"><br/><div style="text-align:left;"><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=116227279"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak2.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/116227279.jpg" title="ASOS red dress" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=126859570"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak2.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/126859570.jpg" title="Jacques Vert plus size jacket" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=124989982"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak1.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/124989982.jpg" title="Mary jane shoes" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=125165848"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak1.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/125165848.jpg" title="Audrey Brooke leather satchel" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=126180905"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak1.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/126180905.jpg" title="Silver jewelry" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=128396743"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak2.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/128396743.jpg" title="Sterling silver jewelry" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=128558450"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak1.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/128558450.jpg" title="1928 jewelry" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=130432532"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak2.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/130432532.jpg" title="Porsamo Bleu stainless steel jewelry" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=130122866"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak2.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/130122866.jpg" title="Red flower hair accessory" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=115600029"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak1.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/115600029.jpg" title="Nars cosmetic" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=113601125"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak1.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/113601125.jpg" title="Orange red lipstick" height="50" /></a></div></div>
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This is for one of my very best friends, Nano, who would much prefer I did a Xena outfit for her instead. Xena isn't Valentine-y enough, though, so she is stuck with Jessica for now. Mostly because she looks ridiculously amazing in red.
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I love a pencil skirt on a woman with hips. This is not a secret, it's more like an obsession, probably because I lack hips of my own. Anyhow, my point is, if you have curves, you need to rock them. I don't care what size you are. Nano rocks her curves like nobodies business, and as such I wanted to make sure I did that here. So here is this dress, cut for a woman with an hourglass figure, thick enough that if you want to wear some smoothing undergarments they won't show through, and in a perfect shade of red.
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Sure, the dress is work appropriate (unless you are like me and have tattoos that may need to be covered up) and sexy, but it's a bit naughty librarian on it's own. Pair it with a blazer, purple for Jessica Rabbit, black if you want to use it for Harley Quinn some time in the future. Someone with an hourglass shape can look bigger than they really are if their clothing doesn't fit right. You don't want to get a blazer that is boxy or hangs to low. If you find one you love that fits shoulders, the girls, and hips, go get it tailored so that it will also nip in at your waist and show off your bombshell curves.
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The big points on Jessica Rabbit is the hair, a peekaboo bang is a little outdated though, so side part and pull back a bit - Jessica loved red roses so that's what I am working with. Also it gives a nice nod to the forties bombshell look, as well. Cute ModCloth heels (I know, I know, I have a fixation with shoes) help make your legs look longer, though you might want to go with some sheer stockings to keep it classy. Stick to purples for your eye shadow and a berry lip, it's the details that make the outfit, such as black and white heels, black blazer, and a black and color blocked purse to make this dress Harley Quinn appropriate.
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The main point about this is that anyone can be Jessica Rabbit, doesn't matter what size or shape you are. Cosplay is for everyone, fandoms are for anyone who loves something, and geekery is universal, whether you realize it or not.
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Much love,
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StevieAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14617614020525139004noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8038107416511885296.post-75625992445155584692015-02-10T21:47:00.000-08:002015-02-10T21:47:09.074-08:00Gotta Catch 'Em All - Beginners PathPokemon has defined more than one generation. I remember my brother going nuts over it. Now, my best friends son does the same thing. They are 12 years apart in age, and it makes me so happy that this franchise has withstood the test of time. The games, the show, the movies, the fandom. It's a huge part in my personal Geek Culture, and it makes me happy that I can share that love with multiple generations.
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My gal pal Queen B is built like one of those ridiculously expensive blowup dolls, I know because I was a best (wo)man and felt it was my duty to get an inflatable doll for the bachelor party. Anyway, she can rock what she's got with the best of them, and has an incredible sense of style. So this one is for her.
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Being and tall and lean is all well and good, and rather envied, but it is a lot less enviable when you are also incredibly busty. It makes those cute dresses everyone tells you will look great on you stretch oddly. It means bras are heinously expensive and not something you can ever do without. It means if you fit something to your tummy it wont fit the ladies, and vice versa. However it is totally doable if you can find the right fits.
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Skinny trousers with heels are a favorite combo of mine. They make long legs look even leaner and help make your hips look just a bit curvier. Nice when you have none, like myself, or when you are trying to even out a more top heavy figure. You can see from the colors that I went light to dark going up. I liked it because it's fun and unexpected. Faux wraps are great for gals with larger chests because they drape nicely and you don't have to worry about those pesky gaps that mean everyone can see your bra. Make sure your top is long enough that when you stretch up you don't get a large gap of skin above your waistband.
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Blazers are tricky. I have discovered that the trick to them is trying them on. If you have a lot of cleavage find one that only has one or three buttons and a deep V, that way it won't stretch across your bust. I like the boyfriend blazer, with the arms folded up to three quarter. This helps if you have longer arms, and honestly I just like the effect. It keeps it kind of whimsical and a bit more casual. I topped it with a cute green, straw fedora. Queen B can rock a hat.
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With all that green, you need a little pop of something else. I chose silver so it would pop, going with more floral motifs. The purse, however, is our nice pop. Mulberry is warm, fun, and makes me smile. Also it hearkens to Venusaur's pretty flower. Keep your makeup light. Go with a berry lip and soft nudes and pinks or browns. You want it to be natural. Keep your hair easy. A low, sleek ponytail if it's long. Left a bit tumbled if it's short, and however is more comfortable if it's somewhere in between.
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Pregnancy is, from what friends with children have told me, is scary, amazing, tiring, enriching, invigorating, painful, confusing, and worth it. You know, up until the teenage years when you really start wishing you'd taken a different path in life. A lady I love is currently preggers and ridiculously adorable, so I wanted to give an homage to my lovely Water Bender.
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I wanted light and comfortable, something easy to get in and out of. A maxi skirt is a lot of things. Loose, comfortable, and long enough to hide the fact that you have given up shaving your legs for the foreseeable future. This skirt in particular made me happy because I have a love for ombre dyes. I paired it with a sandy tan loose knit jumper. Warm enough to be comfortable, loose enough not to feel like it is strangling you in yarn, while still being flattering. You have the added option of layering underneath it if that is what you wish. Also the coat. Because it was cute as shit and I find pregnant women absolutely adorable.
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Possibly the most important thing about this outfit is the shoe. I went with moccasins because I, personally, love them. Minnetonka is good for giving you cushy insoles so that you feel like you are walking on a cloud. I have heard horror stories about what can happen to a woman's foot, and while I haven't asked my Geeky Mama, I figured she could use comfortable and cute. I'm not pregnant and I can use comfortable and cute.
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You'll note the lack of rings in this set. It's because fingers swell and that sucks so lets look at pretty cuff bracelets, shall we? I went with the obvious turtle theme. How could I not? I bit on the nose, yes, but cute for a reason. Necklace, earrings, one bracelet. The little backpack was chosen purely for aesthetic purposes, but has the added bonus of not being overly embarrassing if you decide your husband needs to carry your bag for you. Keep your hair simple. Leave it down or pull it into a ponytail or a braid. Nothing intricate needed. This is a comfy casual look that you can take to work. If you want to wear makeup, keep it simple and light. Easy, breezey, beautiful, Squirtle Girl.
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Charmander for one of the most awesome people I know! Seriously, I have a tattoo of a mechanical butterfly that stands for her on my right leg. It's pretty. Back to Ryka, though - she's tough, smart, pretty, and I'm pretty sure she went into engineering because she wants to build the terminator.
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I try to pick outfits that match the personality of the people who inspire me to make them. This one was one of the hardest. Not because I couldn't get Ryka's personality down, but because I kept waffling between "can she actually build a machine wearing this?" and "well if it's for a meeting ..." and eventually decided that she was going to have to live with whatever I want to dress her in and be done with it. Her reaction to the outfit was to inform me she wanted the purse, so I think I might have done alright. Please note, however, that you can't wear that top if you plan to muck about with machinery.
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Pear shaped ladies have wider hips, and often rumps, than shoulders. So you want pants that come up a little higher so that you do flash plumbers crack if you bend over. For this outfit I like the high waters. I am a fan of the bare ankle look, though. Cute loafers, either barefoot or with pedisocks, don't show off the socks, show off the ankles. Since the pants are slim fit, they are loose enough that even if you have cankles, it will still look cute.
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The top is a wide striped (they said ombre, it's not really ombre) asymmetrical, sleeveless top. It's tunic length, but snug enough not to add extra padding around your hips. if it was loose about your hips, this would be a different story. The top is sleeveless, which I prefer when wearing blazers all day as I get overheated (and I live by the "I'm cold, go put on your jacket" rule.) The top is nice, but I think the real star of this outfit is the jacket. For a pear shape you want a blazer that is cropped, you don't want it going wide over your hips, instead you want the shoulders just a bit structured to add a touch of width and make you look more like an hourglass. I like the 3/4 sleeve because Ryka likes to fidget.
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Jewelry is fairly simple. Fun earrings, a cuff bracelet, and my favorite piece, the chainmail baby dragon. If you haven't heard of Northcoast Armory I suggest checking out their etsy shop. I was a kickstarter backer of theirs and have my own baby dragon (Mushu) whose scales fade from Red to gold. It's a good fidget piece because it has interesting textures. Keep your makeup simple and natural, do the same with your hair. People spending ours on getting their hair and makeup perfect often seem overdone. Keep that in mind, especially on your way to work.
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Last, but certainly not least, is my Duckie. She is the one who inspired this set from the start. Mostly it involves a story from a convention, but as we have a lot of con stories, most told from the working perspective, we'll skip that part and go right into the clothes, shall we?
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Apple shapes gain weight in their tummy's and bras, and have shoulders wider than their hips. So we take hints from other outfits and mix them up. Skinny trousers (in a bright and cheerful yellow!) paired with high heels to make your legs look long and lean. I like the lace up detail on the booties, sadly I couldn't find this particular pair in my own size. I looked. One can never have too many shoes.
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We have another faux wrap tunic top. Not that the hem flutters around the hips, adding width where there wasn't any before. Note the cream color of the top. Duckie is very, very pale. Do not put super pale people in white, it generally washes them out. This is kind of a pet peeve of mine. I have a lot of gingers in my family and when people tell them they should where white I shake my head in horror. Sometimes I can stop from verbalizing. Sometimes.
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Because my Duckie gets cold easily I went with a faux fur pear shaped jacket. Why pear? Because it's not apple and it vastly amuses me when a single article of clothing can so completely change the look of a person's body. Also because it looks ridiculously comfortable to lounge about in. I paired the outfit off with some more, rather on point, accessories. A jumble of lightning bolts on the earrings, and a lightning bolt black and white clutch. I went with rosy cheeks and soft pink lips, it's Pikachu after all, and natural eyes. I suggest pulling the hair away from your face for something like this, and not going overboard with the blush. We don't want to look like an escapee from the eighties.
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Own your fandoms, never apologize for things that make you happy, and remember that, like Eevee, you can be anything you want to be.
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Stevie (but you can call me Professor Oak)Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14617614020525139004noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8038107416511885296.post-84278239041294467962015-02-01T12:46:00.000-08:002015-02-01T12:46:23.108-08:00To Survive, The Hunted Must Become The Huntress<b>Strength, defiance, and femininity. Those are the three things that I believe Huntress embodies, and sometimes we need a bit of that in our day to day lives. </b>
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Helena loves her body, and you should too. Take your strengths and showcase them, then take your weaknesses and use them as a strength. Sometimes that last part is hard, but you can surprise yourself for the better. Just give it a try. For me, my weaknesses involve a love of desserts that always end up right in my belly. It's a fight to be "normal" size for me and I often fluctuate. A lot of women I know do, so today I Huntress in two outfits that will withstand the gain and loss of a few (or more, let's be honest with ourselves) pounds.
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<div style="width:600px;margin:0 auto"><div style="position:relative;"><a target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/huntress_for_plus_shape/set?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=145439386"><img width="600" alt="Huntress for the "Y" Plus shape" src="http://cfc.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-set/.sig/C2TM3qJ8vJ3L4gfAJ8kusQ/cid/145439386/id/2HCwV9iV5BGXRnc2m_7EJQ/size/c600x400.jpg" title="Huntress for the "Y" Plus shape" height="400" border="0" /></a></div></div><br/><div style="text-align:center"><small><a target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/huntress_for_plus_shape/set?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=145439386">Huntress for the "Y" Plus shape</a> by <a target="_blank" href="http://stevie-sm-williams.polyvore.com/?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste">stevie-sm-williams</a> featuring a <a target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/bangle_bracelet/shop?query=bangle+bracelet">bangle bracelet</a></small></div><div style="width:600px;margin:0 auto"><br/><div style="text-align:left;"><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=101257919"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak2.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/101257919.jpg" title="Skater dress" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=119833791"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak1.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/119833791.jpg" title="Vero Moda black blazer" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=120036711"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak2.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/120036711.jpg" title="Uniqlo tight" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=121926808"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak2.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/121926808.jpg" title="Charlotte Russe ankle boots" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=125165848"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak1.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/125165848.jpg" title="Audrey Brooke leather handbag" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=86729041"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak2.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/86729041.jpg" title="Forever 21 chain necklace" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=111331217"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak1.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/111331217.jpg" title="Sole Society bangle bracelet" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=126291741"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak2.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/126291741.jpg" title="Bling Jewelry stackable ring" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=110600162"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak2.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/110600162.jpg" title="Adina Reyter cross earrings" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=116491183"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak1.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/116491183.jpg" title="Vince Camuto leather belt" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=125648156"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak1.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/125648156.jpg" title="Forever 21 pink blush" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=124388879"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak1.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/124388879.jpg" title="Eye makeup" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=113601125"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak1.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/113601125.jpg" title="Lips makeup" height="50" /></a></div></div>
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If you have ready any iteration of Huntress (and there are quite a few) than you know that Helena Bertinelli (or Wayne) is all about confidence. She cares, sometimes too much, and she doesn't always react in ways that the rest of the bat family may approve of, but she usually follows her heart, and I love that about her. Then again I love when she gets sassy and snarky, as well.
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I like to dress strong when I'm having a bad day and I think that Huntress is good for that. The skater dress is loose and comfortable with an elastic waist and a mesh top. I like the peter pan collar illusion necklace and when the two are placed together, it gives a sweetness that is almost mocking and it intrigues me. Purple tights are fun (I have tights in all kinds of patterns and colors, they give some pop to black dresses) and add interest, drawing notice to your legs. Y shaped ladies need more attention drown down to the legs since we don't have hips. To give the legs an extra boost I paired them with some cute little booties. Heels can be what makes or breaks short legs. I have short legs so I really like the illusion cutouts because they make your legs seems longer than they are.
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One white belt to draw notice to your waist, because the skirt is fuller and hides that you have no hips. On top of that I found a really fun blazer. I love blazers, they spruce up most outfits. The trick to it is making sure it fits you properly across the shoulders, the bust, and the waist. Ladies, I feel for you if you are not a standard measurement. I, myself, am not a standard measurement so I understand. This one is cropped, which is a must if you are pairing it with a flared skirt. We don't want our efforts undone by a long jacket that mashes the skirt to our sides.
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Since the little crosses on the peter pan collar are gold I went with all gold jewelry. I'm not a huge fan of mixing precious metals because it seems tacky and overdone to me most of the time. So gold for Huntress, a simple cuff, an arrow ring, and little stud crosses for the ears. A nice purple leather purse, though you could go black. Everyone should own a black purse. Keep your makeup simple. A little gray smudging at the eyes, some perky pink lips to keep it trendy, and pull your hair away from your face. You are good to go.
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<div style="width:600px;margin:0 auto"><div style="position:relative;"><a target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/huntress_for_shape/set?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=145434810"><img width="600" alt="Huntress for the Y shape" src="http://cfc.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-set/.sig/CZ6N3qkQKTNC7j3C1T07iw/cid/145434810/id/uJF_Gc_V5BGIXfckXi33Qg/size/c600x401.jpg" title="Huntress for the Y shape" height="401" border="0" /></a></div></div><br/><div style="text-align:center"><small><a target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/huntress_for_shape/set?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=145434810">Huntress for the Y shape</a> by <a target="_blank" href="http://stevie-sm-williams.polyvore.com/?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste">stevie-sm-williams</a> featuring an <a target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/adjustable_belt/shop?query=adjustable+belt">adjustable belt</a></small></div><div style="width:600px;margin:0 auto"><br/><div style="text-align:left;"><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=122345917"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak1.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/122345917.jpg" title="Vero Moda sleeveless tank top" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=127236114"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak2.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/127236114.jpg" title="Slim coat" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=127493897"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak1.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/127493897.jpg" title="Mid calf skirt" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=121850161"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak2.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/121850161.jpg" title="Unlisted by Kenneth Cole black bootie" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=107794691"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak1.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/107794691.jpg" title="Steve Madden purple boots" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=126363767"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak2.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/126363767.jpg" title="H M shoulder bag" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=123405876"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak1.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/123405876.jpg" title="Forever 21 gold bangle" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=126291741"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak2.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/126291741.jpg" title="Bling Jewelry stackers jewelry" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=126525730"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak2.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/126525730.jpg" title="Sydney Evan pave diamond stud earrings" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=125955978"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak2.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/125955978.jpg" title="Forever 21 adjustable belt" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=95274960"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak1.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/95274960.jpg" title="Lancôme eyeliner" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=119887916"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak1.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/119887916.jpg" title="Tarte blush" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=123423892"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak1.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/123423892.jpg" title="Revlon lip treatment" height="50" /></a></div></div>
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Now, I know I preach about staying away from pencil skirts if you are lacking in the hip department, however I really think that this skirt is more of a faux wrap than a true pencil skirt. On top of that I added a pseudo peplum top that is a bit long and will help mask the hiplessness that some of us suffer. Make sure the skirt comes to just above or just below your knee. Just above if you have shorter legs, it'll help them look longer. Again, purple tights. They are fun, feisty, and add color to help keep you from looking too emo. Again I went with booties, I have a mad love for them because they look good on just about everyone.
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I kept the jewelry gold. I like the way it pops against the lilac and black. Dangling cross earring,s a couple of rings, no bracelets this time. The blazer has a peplum styled bottom and the top has a lace overlay, adding too much jewelry will make the outfit seem overly busy and it will detract from the overall look. Remember to pull your hair back from your face and keep your makeup neat and clean. A bit of a cats eye and some berry lips and will make your features pop without looking overdone.
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Makeup is a key component to an outfit and I feel like a lot of people don't understand how it can detract. Often dolling your eyes up too much during the day makes you look like you are wearing ten times more makeup than you actually are. Just like lining your eyes all the way around with black actually makes your eyes look smaller, not larger. Not all makeup styles look good on every person, either. My sister wears eyeliner on just her lower lid, which works for her. When I try that I look silly. Our eyes and faces are shaped differently, just like our bodies, and makeup is just as important as your outfit. So keep that in mind and experiment a little, have fun with it.
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Remember, beauty is in the eye of the beholder and the only opinion that matters is your own.
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StevieAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14617614020525139004noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8038107416511885296.post-42620195546097952422015-01-20T20:52:00.000-08:002015-01-20T22:41:07.600-08:00We're Gonna Give 'Em Back Their Heroes!Mad Max is one of the most iconic characters of the eighties (funny, because he came about in the seventies, technically) and as such I feel that the throwback fashions of the 80's that have come around are perfect for Max Rackatansky. As in every post apocalyptic world, you need leather. For some reason this is what people assume is the appropriate clothing for a arid desert during a water war, because sweat is no longer a problem. Also, it has to be black. Black apparently conveys the loneliness of the heart and the absence of hope. Black leather is still preferably to a chainmail dress.
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Moving on.
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<div style="width:600px;margin:0 auto"><div style="position:relative;"><a target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/mad_max_for_athletic_pear/set?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=99296241"><img width="600" alt="Mad Max for the Athletic Pear" src="http://cfc.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-set/.sig/pqcu2HvbWQMFqYq4FEzf8w/cid/99296241/id/HDBSvhuh5BG5ox1bJx98cQ/size/c600x459.jpg" title="Mad Max for the Athletic Pear" height="459" border="0" /></a></div></div><br/><div style="text-align:center"><small><a target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/mad_max_for_athletic_pear/set?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=99296241">Mad Max for the Athletic Pear</a> by <a target="_blank" href="http://stevie-sm-williams.polyvore.com/?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste">stevie-sm-williams</a> featuring <a target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/black_booties/shop?query=black+booties">black booties</a></small></div><div style="width:600px;margin:0 auto"><br/><div style="text-align:left;"><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=128254589"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak1.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/128254589.jpg" title="Lorella Signorino black sweater" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=127236114"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak2.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/127236114.jpg" title="Amazon.com: Gorgeous Mode Women's Crop Frill Shift Slim Fit Peplum..." height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=89916065"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak1.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/89916065.jpg" title="Black pants" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=88982824"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak2.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/88982824.jpg" title="H M black skirt" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=125871034"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak2.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/125871034.jpg" title="Evans black booties" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=83172465"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak1.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/83172465.jpg" title="Merona black handbag" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=93608014"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak2.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/93608014.jpg" title="Wallis chain bracelet" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=93402594"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak1.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/93402594.jpg" title="Dorothy Perkins pearl jewelry" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=92875044"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak2.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/92875044.jpg" title="Stud earrings" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=92378769"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak2.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/92378769.jpg" title="Bobbi brown cosmetic" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=117825987"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak1.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/117825987.jpg" title="NYX eyeliner" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=81503013"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak2.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/81503013.jpg" title="Topshop lips makeup" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=101458225"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak1.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/101458225.jpg" title="Empty Quarter Desert in Abu Dhabi" height="50" /></a></div></div>
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The Athletic Pear is slender, but their hips are still wider than their shoulders. As such, they can rock the pencil skirts, but they don't have to worry quite as much about the cute flare skirts making them seem too bulky on the bottom half, either. So for this I went with an adorable leather skirt, studded sparingly for drama and interest. Paired with a pair of shadow tights, striped sheer and solid, and ankle boots. All black, of course. After all, if you are going to be an anti-hero you might as well go big.
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For the top I chose a simple shell, sleeveless, to be tucked into the skirt. The curve of the arm follows the shoulder, giving the illusion of having wider shoulders and giving you more of an hourglass silhouette. The blazer is for both a bit more drama and to soften the leather skirt. Keep the skirt as the focal point of the outfit, it's a strong piece and adding too much more to it would make the outfit busy. Keep to simple colors, strong lines (like that jacket) and then find the proper accessories.
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The pearl and chain necklace takes a hard and soft approach and stands a nice contrast against the black of the shirt with it's high neck. The chain bracelet, different metals layered, is another good add, but you can only add the one or the outfit starts to feel too heavy and get's a little more rock and roll than business appropriate. The rose earrings add a pop of color and whimsy to the outfit, a brief hint of color when you leave your hair down. Focus your makeup on the eyes, do something smokey, but try not to make it too dramatic, remember, this a daytime outfit. You can add a bit more black at the end of the day to take it into night. A small purse, some nude lips, and you're ready to go.
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<div style="width:600px;margin:0 auto"><div style="position:relative;"><a target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/mad_max_for_athletic_hourglass/set?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=137678944"><img width="600" alt="Mad Max for the Athletic Hourglass" src="http://cfc.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-set/.sig/qeBH83qmkEpcjcPMA9utg/cid/137678944/id/xDrCLmZV5BGw33QeEleiAg/size/c600x458.jpg" title="Mad Max for the Athletic Hourglass" height="458" border="0" /></a></div></div><br/><div style="text-align:center"><small><a target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/mad_max_for_athletic_hourglass/set?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=137678944">Mad Max for the Athletic Hourglass</a> by <a target="_blank" href="http://stevie-sm-williams.polyvore.com/?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste">stevie-sm-williams</a> featuring <a target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/kevyn_aucoin_makeup/shop?brand=Kevyn+Aucoin&category_id=93">kevyn aucoin makeup</a></small></div><div style="width:600px;margin:0 auto"><br/><div style="text-align:left;"><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=91623455"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak2.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/91623455.jpg" title="Cowl tunic" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=119392752"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak2.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/119392752.jpg" title="Lace camisole tank" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=115939891"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak1.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/115939891.jpg" title="H M faux leather trousers" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=98115046"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak1.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/98115046.jpg" title="Rag & bone heel booties" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=121020701"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak1.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/121020701.jpg" title="Black satchel handbag" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=94477752"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak2.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/94477752.jpg" title="Sara Designs wrap watch" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=95211834"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak2.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/95211834.jpg" title="DailyLook polish jewelry" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=116482451"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak1.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/116482451.jpg" title="Monki black jewelry" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=109545303"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak1.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/109545303.jpg" title="Pieces beading jewelry" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=107733912"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak2.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/107733912.jpg" title="Topshop wool floppy hat" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=120184151"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak2.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/120184151.jpg" title="Kevyn aucoin makeup" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=101458225"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak1.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/101458225.jpg" title="Empty Quarter Desert in Abu Dhabi" height="50" /></a></div></div>
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Soft and hard can mean a lot of things. Since the last outfit was a skirt, I chose a different take for the Athletic Hourglass, slender with wider shoulders and hips, but still a defined waist. As such you need to make sure a lot of the clothing is either properly fitted or have it altered. Properly altered clothing boosts confidence in oneself, who doesn't like having clothing fit like it was made for you and not a hanger?
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Faux leather leggings with a soft, knit tunic with an asymmetrical zipper. I liked the color blocking, and the way it curved along the lines of an actual body and makes the curves look more dramatic. I also liked the cowl at the top, giving a nod to the scarves thrown about heads and faces during the movie. I did add an under shirt, mostly because the person this outfit was intended for is not only a high school teacher, but also because she lives in Florida and this way she can unzip it a bit if it's too hot.
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Another pair of ankle boots, I think they are cute and they go well with most outfits, so I pair them with a lot of different ones. Since I also base all of these outfits around people I know or meet or who ask me about characters or ideas for outfits, I like to take their own personal aesthetics into account as well. Mistress D likes heels, these ones are wide enough to be comfortable after a full day on the feet pacing in front of her classes. The hat is because she does love them, and being in Florida that sun can be brutal. Add a black leather bag, most women already have one.
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I went with chain jewelry again. A simple chain necklace, a layered chain cuff watch, and a few softer rings. Pair that with a smokey eye, nude lips (or chapstick, sometimes I go chapstick if it's a nude or pink lip that would be best) and focus all on the eyes. For some you might want to add a bit of blush. I don't get a lot of color in my cheeks, so I like to add it. I have friends with naturally flushed cheeks who don't have to worry about it. Remember, you want to do what is right for you.
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Remember, you rock what you've got, not what someone else has. Do what's good for <i>you</i>.
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Be your own big damn hero.
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Stevie
Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14617614020525139004noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8038107416511885296.post-76824247831734711942015-01-07T14:41:00.001-08:002015-01-07T17:15:53.230-08:00Scream It Out - Never Be Afraid Of Being HeardBlack Canary, a master martial artist (showing proficiency in more than 10 styles) as well as a strategist. She is smart, she is forward, and she never lets anyone get her down. With these things in mind, I give you a couple options for some Dinah Lance inspired work outfits. <br>
<div style="width:600px;margin:0 auto"><div style="position:relative;"><a target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/black_canary_for_apple_shape/set?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=145447245"><img width="600" alt="Black Canary for the Apple Shape" src="http://cfc.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-set/.sig/ix8dbCDk3BBXrOgGpceuUg/cid/145447245/id/pnkFv_WV5BGx9Wek7EzHKw/size/c600x586.jpg" title="Black Canary for the Apple Shape" height="586" border="0" /></a></div></div><br/><div style="text-align:center"><small><a target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/black_canary_for_apple_shape/set?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=145447245">Black Canary for the Apple Shape</a> by <a target="_blank" href="http://stevie-sm-williams.polyvore.com/?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste">stevie-sm-williams</a> featuring <a target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/h&m/shop?brand=H%26M">H&M</a></small></div><div style="width:600px;margin:0 auto"><br/><div style="text-align:left;"><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=121858157"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak1.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/121858157.jpg" title="Calvin Klein black collar blouse" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=126350948"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak1.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/126350948.jpg" title="H M jacket" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=127539317"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak1.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/127539317.jpg" title="Slim fit pants" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=126447001"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak2.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/126447001.jpg" title="Christian Louboutin black flat shoes" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=121507963"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak1.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/121507963.jpg" title="Pull Bear bowling bag" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=122732241"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak1.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/122732241.jpg" title="Wire jewelry" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=126803657"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak1.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/126803657.jpg" title="Bracelet jewelry" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=125957029"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak1.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/125957029.jpg" title="Ice black and white diamond ring" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=123607522"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak1.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/123607522.jpg" title="BERRICLE long post earrings" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=84596584"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak2.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/84596584.jpg" title="Lips lipstick" height="50" /></a></div></div>
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First up we have Black Canary for the Apple Shaped, specifically intended for my dear friend Kat. Not everyone is a fan of skirts, and without a skirt or dress, it isn't exactly considered appropriate to wear the fishnets. If you detected sarcasm in that last sentence, you may have been correct. So I give you hatchmark pants. They are slim cut, not skinny, and should be hemmed just at your ankle bone. This does two things, it makes your legs look longer and it gives the illusion of having hips because the eye is drawn down. I suggest pairing it with flats because I think slim cut pants with ballet flats are darling and I like it when people wear them that way. I may or may not be wearing slim cut trousers with flats right this moment ...
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I don't like turtlenecks. In fact I don't like anything that feels like it may be attempting to strangle me. However, I do like that Dinah's current suit zips up (I assume there is a lock to keep it from slipping down) and as such found a zipper detailed sleeveless top that snugs in a bit at the waist and stays loose down to the hips. This gives comfort, ease of movement, and hides those pesky problem areas that the Apple shaped ladies tend to have. I paired it with a leather cropped blazer I found on H&M (seriously, I love this item and want Kat to have it in her actual-fact closet) that has nice lines and keeps the hard and soft image that the Black Canary is so well known for.
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Most ladies carry purses, I liked the serviceablity and neutral style of the bowling bag purse. Black leather, of course, because if you are going to be Canary you should really be monochromatic. All the jewlery is black and silver, I went with the obvious bird motif, but I added hearts because they give a softer edge to the outfit and Dinah cares about everyone that comes into her life. Leave your hair down and pair it with a natural look for your makeup. Don't go overboard with your accessories and styling, she's a minimalist and it is a big part of what makes her so daunting to the criminals she stands against: she doesn't need anything but herself to take you down.
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<div style="width:600px;margin:0 auto"><div style="position:relative;"><a target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/black_canary_for_slender_athletic/set?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=145458231"><img width="600" alt="Black Canary for the Slender Athletic shape" src="http://cfc.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-set/.sig/LJqvWD5WNfh9p3hm29OCyw/cid/145458231/id/QgU4LL6W5BGkeTGQh-Oa4g/size/c600x456.jpg" title="Black Canary for the Slender Athletic shape" height="456" border="0" /></a></div></div><br/><div style="text-align:center"><small><a target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/black_canary_for_slender_athletic/set?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=145458231">Black Canary for the Slender Athletic shape</a> by <a target="_blank" href="http://stevie-sm-williams.polyvore.com/?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste">stevie-sm-williams</a> featuring <a target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/black_vintage_jewelry/shop?query=black+vintage+jewelry">black vintage jewelry</a></small></div><div style="width:600px;margin:0 auto"><br/><div style="text-align:left;"><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=127543827"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak2.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/127543827.jpg" title="Worthington front zipper dress" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=124272242"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak1.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/124272242.jpg" title="ONLY tall jacket" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=120794253"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak2.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/120794253.jpg" title="Vince Camuto fishnet pantyhose" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=122487786"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak2.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/122487786.jpg" title="White Mountain buckle boots" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=121507963"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak1.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/121507963.jpg" title="Pull Bear handbag" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=126114091"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak2.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/126114091.jpg" title="Betsey Johnson black vintage jewelry" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=120954294"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak1.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/120954294.jpg" title="Sterling silver cubic zirconia jewelry" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=116396394"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak1.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/116396394.jpg" title="Silver bird earrings" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=65706487"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak2.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/65706487.jpg" title="Wire jewelry" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=108213839"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak2.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/108213839.jpg" title="LORAC lips makeup" height="50" /></a></div></div>
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While I still wish I was tiny on occasion (mostly I'm just happy I'm powerful, also I have pretty great breasts) it wasn't until about 5 years ago when I was trying to dress a friend that I realized how hard it is to find clothing that flatters someone who has a Slender Athletic build. They tend to not have a lot of curves, so the snug fitting little cocktail dresses don't look as amazing as they do on a Slender Petite or an Athletic Hourglass. However, if you look and you try things on, you can fool the eye into thinking you are curvier than you may seem. This particular outfit is for a new friend, code name Hippolyta, Queen of the Amazons. She's fun, confident, and strong willed.
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First up is the dress. Note that it is not skin tight. Also note the definite waist line on the dress where the skirt meets the top. There are some lovely seems that add just a touch of body and that, in turn, gives the wearer hips. I love the zipper detail in the front, elongating the neck and torso. I paired it with a cute cropped blazer, note the lines on it as well. The jacket doesn't close, it isn't meant to. What it does is add to the curve of the waist and the flare of the hips, and pulling a bit more attention to the bust. Since this is a dress you can wear fishnets, one of the staple items of Black Canary, but we need to keep it classy, not trashy. go with smaller spaces in the fishnets if you are going to wear this dress to work, the smaller the openings the more professional it looks. I also added cute calf high boots, to add to the hard and soft image that is Dinah Lance.
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A nice bowling bag style purse gives you enough room to carry anything your heart desires (mine, at the moment, is carrying a 2lb weight, a copy of the constitution, a pair of Superman headphones, a sewing kit, hair bands, Deadpool arm warmers, hand sanitizer, reusable grocery bags, my tablet, an external batter, and a couple of thumb drives. I have a large purse.) The only other accessories you need are jewelry, keep it minimal, and, if you can, bird inspired. I just think it gives you that added oomph. This is, of course, too literal for some. In that case just remember that this outfit is strong on it's own, like Dinah herself, and minimalism shows off that inner strength far more than a dozen layered necklaces.
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So, to recap; Trashy, not classy. Minimalism is key. Being loud is a Superpower.
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StevieAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14617614020525139004noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8038107416511885296.post-4127973349896838832014-12-31T10:38:00.000-08:002014-12-31T10:38:37.271-08:00Happy New Year's Eve! Because it is New Years and because it has been a while (RL caught up with me and all kinds of drama ensued, but I am back!) I am not going to give you the usual two outfits, oh no. Today you get <i>FOUR</i> outfits! One for each of the Hogwarts Houses and inspired by my friends, each of them beautiful and completely unique. Okay, the Hufflepuff is all me, not a friend, but it still counts. I am a total Puff. So onward, good friends, and enjoy!
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Apple shaped ladies gain their weight in their middles, that can be tough to cover up sometimes, but it can also be awesome. Some as strong and passionate as my friend Mama A doesn't need to cover up anything. She is proud of her shape, and well she should be, because she is not only beautiful herself, but she is raising four little monsters just as strong willed and beautiful as herself. I say monsters with love, of course.
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I found the most darling tunic top, the little square cut outs give it drama and a quirkiness that is a perfect companion for someone as outgoing as Gryffindor. The pleats around the skirt are well done and lay flat, so they wont add extra bulk to your mid section, especially since they sit just above the widest point of the waist and give the illusion that you are slimmer than you look.Toss on some mustard yellow leggings and a nice warm pea coat and you almost have yourself a nice winter outfit.
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I say almost, because no outfit is complete without accessories. The ankle boots I found not only tie in all the Gryff colors, they are also ridiculously adorable on their own and the right heel size for chasing active children around a park or the backyard. Keep the makeup simple; a berry gloss, some nude shadow and mascara and you'll look picture perfect. Add some blatant branding earrings, a couple of fun rings, and one purse big enough to keep all the essentials for ones self and the kids, and we are ready for the day!
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I was an apple shape, I was rounder in the middle than anywhere else, but then I discovered Obstacle Course Racing and lost some weight. While this is pretty awesome, it is also a moment for you to realize your body has been lying to you and when you thought you had dressing yourself down to a science, you really knew nothing. So I am now calling myself a Busty Y shape. 5'6, breasts quite a bit larger than belly, no hips, wide shoulders, starting to get a butt (thank the lord for squats!) Since I am a Puff (hell yeah, Badger Pride!) I stole this one all for me and did an outfit I would wear to work.
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I love the ease and comfort of a trapeze dress, it is an effortless look. It can also be a frumpy look if not done properly. Because all my weight is in my boobs I like to add a stretchy belt to the narrowest part of my torso, letting the skirt flare a bit and give the illusion of hips. I paired it with some ombre leggings in black and yellow (look closely, though, those are batman leggings) and a cozy boyfriend sweater in a cheerful yellow and I am good to go with a comfortable, informal work outfit that can cross over to trivia night at the bar.
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The neutral vintage boots add some funk to the outfit, as does the gathered fabric purse. Hard and soft, people, that's how you make an outfit interesting and appealing. Everyone knows my thoughts on less is more in regards to jewelry, but I'm slowly becoming more accepting of certain things. You might notice that there is a necklace as well as earrings that dangle a bit. Not too much, though, you don't want your neck to look heavy. One funky bracelet, one adorable ring (that I actually own, so I had to) nude lips, cat eye liner, and let your hair do as it wants.
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I like to tie in the outfits with certain pieces, usually, which makes sense since they are usually inspired by the same character. In this case, though, being that each outfit is a different House and inspired by a different person, I tried to keep vintage accents with every outfit. This one, though, has a lot of class vintage pieces, but that is because Kat is a rather classy person. Also, because I want to take control of her closet and put only things like this in it, but she doesn't want to be a kept woman. It's sad.
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This outfit is, admittedly, a bit more dressy than anything she would wear to work, but we can find an event. The dress is simple looking, with the skirt having a hint of a high low with the back hem being about two inches longer than the front. What makes this dress so amazing is the seams. It was built for someone who gains weight in their midsection. It is flattering, drawing in the eye to give the illusion of a small waist, and going to a fuller skirt that adds the illusion of hips and lets someone look curvier, but still understated. It is an elegant dress and I loveloveLOVE it. The coat is equally elegant and simple, with a flare around the hips so it wont ruin the lines of the dress, and wooden buttons marching down the front. The princess seams add to the overall effect of the outfit, simple elegance. After all, the real focus is her brain.
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Now for accessories. We all know that glory is in the details, and I found some fun ones. Firstly, pin striped navy blue tights. What? Yes. I said pinstriped tights, they are so awesome I want to squeal like a little girl at her first boy-band concert. Paired with some vintage heels to make the legs a bit longer, and voila. Also, feathers because Ravenclaw. Simple silver jewelry, a feather ring, a feather bracelet, tiny bird skull earrings that seem sweet until you look closer, and a nice pendant necklace that will pop against the darker blue of the dress. As simple as the outfit is, you can go a little stronger on makeup. I like the various shades of blue making the cat eye, but you should do what makes you happy. Focus on the eyes and then add a nice neutral lip gloss. One simple purse to keep your gloss, wallet, and phone and you are good for a night on the town.
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Last, but certainly not least, we have Mistress D. She is far more awesome than any teach I had growing up, but I admit to being ridiculously biased about it. Mistress D likes dressing up, and she does it well, so I did more of a cocktail ensemble for her, since teachers don't always get to dress up for work. Perhaps she could wear it to a school dance while she stops teens from pouring the cheap liquor into the punch bowl.
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Hourglass figures are harder to dress than people think, especially considering it is the ideal body shape to most women. I give you a strong green top, paper bag detail neckline, simple and sleek. Add a skater skirt to it (velvet burnout detail for drama) that should be added to the narrowest part of your body, not only does this show off your figure, it makes it more dramatic. Since it is winter and I am cold I am added a shrug to keep the arms warm. My Hufflepuff nature at work once more "Honey, I'm cold, put on your jacket!" Speaking of jackets, I found a beautiful Burberry trench in the most lovely shade of green with a lace overly that is ridiculously pretty and well outside both of our price brackets. Still, though, it's for Slytherin, it makes sense to have designer brands for comparison.
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Note the vintage heels, they could be worn with far more simple outfits to add some drama and make your legs look longer. Pull your hair back, either in a bun or a pony tail, and add the headband for some interest. Keep your makeup neat, strong eyeliner (not raccoon eyes, though) and some berry lip stain and you've got a clean, timeless look. The little silver bow earrings? Look again, those are snakes. Often subtle in their dealings, the details should be just as subtle for these cunning people. Silver chains will pop against the green top, a simple bracelet, not too heavy for a slender wrist, if it's clunky it will detract from the rest of the outfit, and a black, drawstring purse (snake skin, of course) to set it off.
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That's a wrap for today, I hope everyone has a safe, happy New Year.
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14617614020525139004noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8038107416511885296.post-81922251812056048312014-10-20T15:54:00.000-07:002014-10-20T15:54:11.384-07:00Let's Go Find An Adventure!<div style="width:600px;margin:0 auto"><div style="position:relative;"><a target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/alanna_trebond_for_plus_sized/set?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=137495668"><img width="600" alt="Alanna of Trebond for plus sized petites" src="http://cfc.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-set/.sig/gVKvTOQFsdDh2K3YydJVQ/cid/137495668/id/djLEyzBW5BGB5E6o2__Y_w/size/c600x598.jpg" title="Alanna of Trebond for plus sized petites" height="598" border="0" /></a></div></div><br/><div style="text-align:center"><small><a target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/alanna_trebond_for_plus_sized/set?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=137495668">Alanna of Trebond for plus sized petites</a> by <a target="_blank" href="http://stevie-sm-williams.polyvore.com/?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste">stevie-sm-williams</a> featuring <a target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/hobbs/shop?brand=Hobbs">Hobbs</a></small></div><div style="width:600px;margin:0 auto"><br/><div style="text-align:left;"><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=112107255"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak1.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/112107255.jpg" title="Pussycat sleeveless top" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=119715590"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak1.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/119715590.jpg" title="Hobbs jacket" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=119042744"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak1.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/119042744.jpg" title="Uniqlo chiffon skirt" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=106134330"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak2.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/106134330.jpg" title="Wedding shoes" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=119080321"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak2.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/119080321.jpg" title="The Cambridge Satchel Company satchel handbag" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=118369478"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak2.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/118369478.jpg" title="Feathered Soul pendants necklace" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=116394164"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak2.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/116394164.jpg" title="Elizabeth and James black jewelry" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=117503188"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak1.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/117503188.jpg" title="Pandora ring" height="50" /></a></div></div>
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It's hard being vertically challenged. I, myself, am not, but a great many of my friends are. Alanna of Trebond is a warrior maiden with a spin of adamantium and will that would make a mule clap with pride, not unlike one of my favorite people in the entire world, actually. She's 5' tall and has a dramatic hourglass figure that makes her look like she should be painted on the nose of a plane. This is also not unlike my Good Twin. This kind of figure, however, isn't always easy to dress. While my roommate, we'll call her Bombshell Bettie (I only use my own real name in the blog), can dress for her figure, it isn't always easy for others.
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For Alanna I went with light grey's and added some lavender for her eyes and her magic, since they are the two (along side her swordplay) that she is best known for. The chiffon skirt has an elastic waistband and soft movement add drama to any outfit, but you have to watch the hem length. The skirt should hit just <i>above</i> your knee, it makes your legs seem longer without making the skirt seem short. If you can't find one the right length, get one a little long and find a decent tailor nearby. Most dry cleaners do hemming for a decent price, so shop around your house or where you work. I paired the skirt with a simple shell with nice darting and a curved silhouette so that when you tuck it into your skirt (yes, tucking in. this is why I chose a skirt with a nice waistband, even if it is elastic) it makes your curves more dramatic, showcasing them instead of masking them and giving you the illusion of being bigger than you are. No one likes to look bigger than they are, but thus is the downside to curves, you have to watch what you wear.
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The skirt and top being relatively simple, you don't want to go too crazy with the blazer, but the blazer polishes everything up. The blazer, just like the skirt, needs to be fitted properly. Again, your local dry cleaner will be able to do most alterations on site, and if they can't they usually have someone on call that can. Jackets can't be too short, either, but neither can they be too long, just as the sleeve needs to hit the proper place on your wrist. In this case the blazer has a faux peplum effect going on that can be quite flattering to the right figure (ie: someone with hips - sadly this is another one of those things that I wish I could pull off, but can't.) The hem of the blazer needs to not go past your hips. Any longer and it lengthens your torso and shortens your legs, not something you want to deal with. Also, please note the neckline. Deep V's make you seem longer, taller, and bring attention to your face. Note also that I chose to do this with the jacket, not the shell, because this is a work function and the ladies need to stay contained.
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Do not, I repeat, do not use a giant purse if you are petite. All it does is seem over sized and ruin the effect of the rest of the outfit. Choose, instead, a purse that is no wider than the length of your forearm, this is a simple measuring tool to use and not one that you are likely to leave at home. Shoes, too, are important. I went with flats here because I thought this pair was cute. Pointy toes help lengthen your legs, another optical illusion that you can use in your favor, and matching it to the shirt adds brightness to your legs. I love a pop of color, sometimes my shoes are the only thing I am wearing that isn't black, I think it's fun.
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Hair should be simple, this is meant to be Alanna, she's a tough warrior chick. So leave it down, braid it back, toss it up in a bun, or pull it back in a tail. As for makeup, doll up the eyes. Make them the focus, as it should be, and keep everything else to natural colors in simple tones. In honor of sir Faithful, I have made all of the jewelry star shaped. Remember, the cat was actually a constellation and there to keep an eye on her, keep her safe. If only we all had a cat like that. Simple jewelry, simple clothing, effortless (sort of) look.
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I, personally, think the athletic petite figure is one of the hardest to dress. So often women in this category need to go into kids sections to find an appropriately fitting dress or spend twice as much as everyone else on alterations. I chose a dress for this one, a knit that is stretchy enough to hug the upper body and still drape and move around the legs. Some things are pretty universal with petite women, no matter their body shape, keep the hem of the skirt just above your knee. You want your legs looking longer than they are and let you seem tall. Well, I, at least, have always wanted my legs to look longer, so I like to pretend most women do. The soft grey is neutral enough that it will go with everything in your closet and gives you that core of steel.
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I chose a bolder purple because the grey was so soft. The jacket should be fitted as close to the body as you can get while still having a range of motion (if you can't move your arms, it doesn't actually fit) and the hem should not fall lower than the hips. This lengthens the legs, the deep V of the jackets lengthens the torso, and suddenly you seem a couple inches taller, and this before you put on the pumps! A jacket can be the strongest item in your wardrobe if it fits properly. Get it altered so that the sleeves and the hem are at the proper lengths, and after that you can wear it with dresses, skirts, slacks, and even jeans. It will class up just about any outfit you have, and a bold jacket with simple, flattering, lines in a color you often wear will go with just about every neutral shade in your closet.
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This time I picked slingback pumps with pointy toes, though I didn't make the heel all that high. You don't need extra high heels just because you are short. Pointy toes with nude tights and a properly hemmed skirt can go a long way toward long legs. With the dress I also paired a skinny belt, you'll want to wear it just above the swell of your hips, before the skirt starts to flare. This makes the flare seem more dramatic and gives you more curves. The purse is kept simple, the lines needed to match the rest of the outfit and the purse should be no wider than the length of your forearm, otherwise it seems too big for your body.
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When doing your makeup keep the focus on the eyes, choosing simple, natural colors for the rest of your face. Keep the hair simple as well, don't spend too much time, just toss it in a neat bun or ponytail to keep it out of your face. Again, in honor of Faithful the Cat/Constellation, I went with a star theme on the jewelry, keeping it pretty simple for the most part. I am, as always, a big believer in less is more when it comes to jewelry and so I only do a few pieces.
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Remember, the woman makes the clothing, not the other way around, but that doesn't mean we have to simply accept what society and the media tell us is "in" and "right" for us. Dress for you, because <i>you</i> are the one you have to make happy.
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StevieAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14617614020525139004noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8038107416511885296.post-29028624040373348882014-10-13T14:08:00.000-07:002014-10-13T14:08:03.886-07:00Sometimes I Just Can't Help Myself.Those who know me understand that I have a mad love for pretty much everything that Joss Whedon has worked on, so today we are going to go with one of my favorite characters in the Whedonverse, Malcolm Reynolds.
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Skinny jeans are always perfect when you want to wear knee high boots. Those of us without hips need to stick to the pants with the higher waistbands when it comes to skinny jeans, that way the pants don't fall down. Also, we need to make sure the pants fit. I cannot stress enough that you have to try them on. Trying on pants can be incredibly painful and emotionally draining for some people, and I get that. So take a friend, spend a specific amount of time trying on pants, say no more than half an hour in one store, and then take a break. Go get coffee or wander around outside for a while. If you don't love something, don't get it just because it's there and you want to stop looking. A pair of pants that fits right will go miles toward making you feel better.
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Wearing a sheer over sized shirt can be flattering on the right body type, those of us with wider shoulders pull it off well so long as we have a cami underneath. Sheer + bra is something you should never wear to work. I have seen it happen, of course, there is always someone that tries to push the boundaries for fashion. Personally, I think the sheer top with a bold bra underneath is less fashion and more "look how hot I am." I am not saying it's bad to do that, in fact if I was a bit more toned I might be one of them, I just don't think it's write in an office setting. That is why we have under shirts.
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Make sure all coats have good seams! Tug on it a little bit and see if they become loose. If they do, skip the coat, you'll need a new one in two months or less. I cannot stress this enough, especially with winter coats. Also, seams. Seams are very important. Princess seams can make almost any coat flattering. You want to try them on over a hoodie if possible because people (at least in Seattle) tend to layer. Heavy coats can look heavy and make <i>you</i> look shapeless, but they don't have to.
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Stick to natural colors for your eyes and lighter colors for the lips. Mal, even when pretending to be a woman, didn't really do makeup. I suppose I will have to do a floral outfit in the spring though, in honor of his pretty floral bonnet. Keep the nails simple, maybe some french tips or a simple gloss, and put some stars in your ears. As for the necklace, I found two that I loved. With the Y shape, since I am that shape, I went with Rivers Reever Axe, because it is amazing and I want it.
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I like to carry over certain aspects of an outfit when it's the same inspiration character. Some things are a bit harder to do though. Like pants. If you're gonna go skinny jeans on a Pear shape you need to make sure A- your waist band is high enough. 2 finger widths below the belly button ladies, not half a hair over the pelvis. You also want to make sure it's not to snug over the butt or you'll have a split seam. B- it actually fits your hips and thighs. You have to try things on ladies! Skinny jeans can work for a pear shape, especially if they are wearing high boots. Mid-calf to knee high can be very flattering. Belts are your friend, even if no one can see them, they make the waistband not roll.
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I paired the pants with a loose V-neck button up, neatly cinched at the waist to give definition and make dainty shoulders a touch broader so you've got the illusion of an hourglass. Pair it with a Cami for modesty (especially in the workplace.) The bright color helps draw attention up to your face and the overall effect makes you look even curvier. If the top you find is a little deeper cut remember to add an undershirt for modesty reasons.
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When looking for a winter coat remember that seams are your friend! If a longer coat looks like it has a bit of a skirt thing going on? That could mean it's going to fall around your hips in a flattering way and keep you looking slender. Peplum is not a skirt thing, peplum should not be on coats. Also, princess seams are your friends! Try on your coats, though, not everything that looks good on a hanger will look good on a person. People have shape, after all, and hangers do not.
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Simple jewelry again, I liked the idea of sticking with leather, kind of a nod to the rim planets and their way of life. I kept the makeup neutral, the nails clean, and then, the necklace. It might seem odd, to some, to have a six shooter on your neck, but it's so very Mal. He's either shooting or being shot (sometimes in the ass.) If you think that might be a little much you can either tuck it inside of your shirt, or go with Rivers Reever Axe.
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Trying on your clothes is the first step to feeling confident!
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StevieAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14617614020525139004noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8038107416511885296.post-55880620535258256392014-09-22T12:12:00.001-07:002014-09-22T12:12:46.228-07:00Miranda Lawson: sometimes you want to be a board room badass<div style="width:600px;margin:0 auto"><div style="position:relative;"><a target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/miranda_lawson_inspiration_set_for/set?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=83607828"><img width="600" alt="Miranda Lawson Inspiration Set for the Pear Shape" src="http://cfc.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-set/.sig/T38oPBRFhVLpIIR5JR0iaw/cid/83607828/id/iei-L0IYRmCIiPpUq9CSOA/size/c600x597.jpg" title="Miranda Lawson Inspiration Set for the Pear Shape" height="597" border="0" /></a></div></div><br/><div style="text-align:center"><small><a target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/miranda_lawson_inspiration_set_for/set?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=83607828">Miranda Lawson Inspiration Set for the Pear Shape</a> by <a target="_blank" href="http://stevie-sm-williams.polyvore.com/?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste">stevie-sm-williams</a> featuring a <a target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/silver_tone_necklace/shop?query=silver+tone+necklace">silver tone necklace</a></small></div><div style="width:600px;margin:0 auto"><br/><div style="text-align:left;"><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=82854547"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak2.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/82854547.jpg" title="Cropped shrug cardigan" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=83959878"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak2.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/83959878.jpg" title="Kaliko square neck top" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=77964431"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak2.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/77964431.jpg" title="Mango slit skirt" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=68788817"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak2.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/68788817.jpg" title="London Rebel kohl boots" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=82258565"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak2.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/82258565.jpg" title="Sole Society faux leather purse" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=81988942"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak2.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/81988942.jpg" title="BaubleBar goth jewelry" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=78028932"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak2.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/78028932.jpg" title="Dorothy Perkins black jewelry" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=84068797"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak2.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/84068797.jpg" title="Silver tone necklace" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=79482495"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak1.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/79482495.jpg" title="Wet Seal vegan belt" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=82447469"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak1.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/82447469.jpg" title="Beauty product" height="50" /></a></div></div>
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Fall is starting to kick in, but it's still sunny and pretty outside (mostly.) With the weather changes, though comes crazy times. Change of season can often mean change of faces at work; Interns leave, vacations end, people who partied a little too hard over the summer go away, half your delivery guys leave to go back to school. You get the picture. So with that in mind I say it's time to make a striking figure and be dressed for both sunshine and rain. Well, let's be honest, I'm always ready for rain. It is a hazard of living in Seattle.
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Today I give you Miranda Lawson, baddest of the bad asses in the corporate world and all around beautiful dame. When I think of Miranda from Mass Effect I think monochromatic and I think strong. She's a woman that revels in her feminine beauty and doesn't have to try to be tough because it's already obvious that she innately is. I like to channel her attitude, sometimes, before I head into a meeting so that I can have just that little touch of derisiveness when people decide to be particularly obtuse. This set is for all my gals with hips and thighs who can rock the glorious pencil skirt. Note how both the skirt and the shirt are white. This could widen your torso a touch if you aren't careful, which is why I added the wide, black, stretchy belt. This gives you a clearly defined waist and breaks your body into two sections. Put it at the narrowest part of your body, not your hips. I understand that putting it at the hips is the fad, but all it does is make hippy women look larger in the thighs when they are wearing a pencil skirt; Don't do it.
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I added the shrug for two reasons 1) it gets cold in most office buildings and 2) pairing the draped collar of the shrug with the square neckline of the top gives you the basic shape of Miranda's uniform. The black in the sleeves can also hide pesky upper arm problems that some of us may or may not have, which is also only for the good. I paired the entire outfit with knee high boots, I went flat because I assume you'd be walking quite a bit. Try to keep your boots fairly simple so that it doesn't distract from the rest of the outfit and so that you can wear them with multiple outfits. Stick with simple jewelry as well. I did a bib necklace because I hate chokers, still in black and silver to keep with the monochromatic theme. I also did a cuff and some bangles for a little extra flair and because I like bracelets. Pair that with a simple purse and nude makeup focusing more on the eyes and you're good for a day at the office.
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Now that we've got the outer shell done, though, lets take a moment to go over proper under garments. Your bra should be nude, not white. White bras are visible through white shirts. quite honestly I'm not sure why people even make white bras. Maybe it's because some people enjoy having them seen, I don't know. Your underwear should also be nude, not white, for the same reason. If you are going to wear stockings with the outfit, that is fine, but again, nude. Do not wear black tights thinking they will be better with the boots, it will create odd shadows under your very white skirt and that would be sad. If you are going to go without tights, your socks can be whatever color you'd like, that's why black boots are great. Most of my own socks are neon colors. Also, quick pro-tip to those flinching at the idea of going without stockings due to chaffing: solid deodorant on the inside of your thighs will prevent chaffing.
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<div style="width:600px;margin:0 auto"><div style="position:relative;"><a target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/miranda_mass_effect_for_shape/set?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=122086004"><img width="600" alt="Miranda (Mass Effect) for the Y Shape" src="http://cfc.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-set/.sig/0PfmTH3TnqI1K2L9qCihg/cid/122086004/id/AB4J3FPc4xGIeGCztP8JyA/size/c600x584.jpg" title="Miranda (Mass Effect) for the Y Shape" height="584" border="0" /></a></div></div><br/><div style="text-align:center"><small><a target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/miranda_mass_effect_for_shape/set?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=122086004">Miranda (Mass Effect) for the Y Shape</a> by <a target="_blank" href="http://stevie-sm-williams.polyvore.com/?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste">stevie-sm-williams</a> featuring <a target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/sterling_silver_rings/shop?query=sterling+silver+rings">sterling silver rings</a></small></div><div style="width:600px;margin:0 auto"><br/><div style="text-align:left;"><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=105673057"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak1.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/105673057.jpg" title="Courrèges white top" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=108415948"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak1.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/108415948.jpg" title="J TOMSON boyfriend blazer" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=109193021"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak1.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/109193021.jpg" title="Dorothy Perkins white pants" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=108659564"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak1.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/108659564.jpg" title="Old Navy black pumps" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=105842243"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak2.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/105842243.jpg" title="Turquoise necklace" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=106031446"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak2.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/106031446.jpg" title="Cuff bracelet" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=108554269"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak1.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/108554269.jpg" title="Drop earrings" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=106020610"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak1.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/106020610.jpg" title="Palm Beach Jewelry gold jewelry" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=109545303"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak1.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/109545303.jpg" title="Pieces sterling silver ring" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=109264686"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak1.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/109264686.jpg" title="Rag bone black belt" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=96379082"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak1.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/96379082.jpg" title="Nude lipstick" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=107302423"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak1.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/107302423.jpg" title="Nail treatment" height="50" /></a></div></div>
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For the "Y" shape I went with pants and a blazer, partly because the look is relaxed, and partly because I love blazers, especially with the sleeves rolled up to three quarter. The shirt I chose for the Y shape has lovely detailing, half of which will be hidden by the blazer but that's why I paired a tank top with it in the first place. Much easier to not get overheated if you wear something light underneath. Note the square neckline, once it is paired with the blazer you get the distinctive Miranda neckline that I so love. It's incredibly flattering to women with wide shoulders. Be careful, though, if you are busty because you don't want it to look like you are framing your breasts.
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The pants are a nice slim fit and come to just above the ankle bones, they are supposed to be a touch short like this, it is on point fashion wise and it shows off the simple black pumps in such a way to make your ankles look a little slimmer. If you don't like your ankles, make your pants a little longer, it wont detract from the outfit at all. Remember, each outfit I make is based on my own personal likes and dislikes (usually) and you should really make each outfit your own, especially with the accessories. Though I will still continue to proclaim that less is more with jewelry.
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Now, on to something I am particularly adamant about when it comes to clothes. TRY IT ON AT THE STORE! You will never love something as much as you do while you are in the dressing room under those unforgiving lights, attempting to twist and see every angle before you leave to let whoever you're shopping with give their opinions on it. Try it on, if you don't love it you need to leave it. This is especially true of blazers. I think properly fitted blazers are worse than jeans, to be honest. Make sure the length is right in the arms, the back and the front. Make sure the buttons don't strain across your chest or stomach. Make sure the neckline, itself, doesn't cut you off in odd and unflattering ways. If you find one you love that is ALMOST perfect, check what it needs, it may very well be worth the alterations cost, especially if you just need something hemmed or taken in a touch.
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I don't usually pair dangling earrings with a necklace, but the necklace was so simple I couldn't help myself. Something about that starscape pendant made me happy. You can leave it off, as well, and just go with the earrings,though. I skipped bracelets and went with rings because of the heaviness of the blazer, even if the sleeves are rolled up. Keep the makeup simple, emphasize the eyes and stayed nude or soft pink wit the lips. We are looking for drama, not sexpot. If you want a little extra drama, do a reverse french tip. I really loved the matte black with the metallic silver.
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But again, please ladies, remember to go nude with your underwear. Nothing cheapens an outfit faster than being able to see your underwear and bra through your pants and shirt.
Enjoy the weather changes!
StevieAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14617614020525139004noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8038107416511885296.post-66172024646998598232014-05-06T12:18:00.002-07:002014-09-22T12:15:39.478-07:00Captain Marvel For Those Of Us Who Are Super Strong At Heart<div style="width:600px;margin:0 auto"><div style="position:relative;"><a target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/captain_marvel_for_shape/set?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=120904511"><img width="600" alt="Captain Marvel for the Y Shape" src="http://cfc.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-set/.sig/Fsu1nS2UYDzCTURStAmsg/cid/120904511/id/hovUUanU4xGSRcPcSLYPRA/size/c600x438.jpg" title="Captain Marvel for the Y Shape" height="438" border="0" /></a></div></div><br/><div style="text-align:center"><small><a target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/captain_marvel_for_shape/set?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=120904511">Captain Marvel for the Y Shape</a> by <a target="_blank" href="http://stevie-sm-williams.polyvore.com/?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste">stevie-sm-williams</a> featuring <a target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/star_jewelry/shop?query=star+jewelry">star jewelry</a></small></div><div style="width:600px;margin:0 auto"><br/><div style="text-align:left;"><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=102276821"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak2.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/102276821.jpg" title="Forever New shirts top" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=107987318"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak1.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/107987318.jpg" title="Mossimo motorcycle jacket" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=100062194"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak2.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/100062194.jpg" title="H&M stretch dress pants" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=98881952"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak1.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/98881952.jpg" title="Jessica Simpson red shoes" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=107712674"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak2.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/107712674.jpg" title="Betsey Johnson yellow purse" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=91086882"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak1.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/91086882.jpg" title="Hermès wide bracelet" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=106770960"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak1.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/106770960.jpg" title="ASOS bullet earrings" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=101839422"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak1.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/101839422.jpg" title="Topshop star jewelry" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=106303917"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak1.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/106303917.jpg" title="Lips makeup" height="50" /></a></div></div>
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I used to be so irritated with Ms. Marvel. It harkens back to the old days when she was Mary Marvel, though I have been told that this does not count as Mary Marvel was Mary Batson and Captain Marvel's twin sister whom I really don't need to be ranting about. So instead we will look at Ms. Carol Danvers. Carol has always been a woman of some power. In the late 60's she was an officer in the Air Force. There are all kinds of back stories and origin stories that we could get into, but really that isn't the focus of today, the focus is instead on feeling empowered. I always feel better in a suit. Personally, the red power suits that so many women seem to drift toward seem both obvious and loud. I'm just not into that. Thankfully, I've always felt that navy blue pulses with a strong, quiet energy and it seems that Carol Danvers might agree with that.
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A power suit doesn't have to be an obvious suit. It is a suit that makes YOU feel powerful and confident. People seem to forget that, sometimes. As I kind of despise matchy-matchy suits we are going to jump ahead to current times rather than stopping in the 80s. So, as a Y shape sometimes we need to embrace the fact that we have no hips or butt to speak of. Not like some of the other, curvier, shapes out there. It saddens me, but hey, you've got to rock what you've got and love it. Anyway, I went with highwaisted, slim cut trousers. We Y shapes tend to have awesome legs, might as well showcase it a bit. Match it with a relaxed top and a well fitted blazer and you suddenly look polished and put together. I chose a color blocked jacket with a lot of shape to still give the illusion of a nipped in waist, always nice to feel a bit feminine.
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The real trick to a suit that makes you feel powerful (and pretty much every other outfit you may put on) is the accessories. In this case we are giving a salute to Carol Danvers and that means that we are going a bit red at the edges. Simple red pumps, because your shoes don't need to scream look at me any louder than a bright red already does. I like to keep my jewelry simple, for the most part, so dangly pretty earrings and a star ring (flashes back to the costume and has the added bonus of matching one of my tattoos)with no necklace because I quite honestly am iffy on necklaces when all of the collars are high, besides simplicity. Then, we add a purse. What woman's ensemble is complete without a purse? (a great many whom I am apparently friends with, as all of them think I am crazy for carting purses around every day) In this case we are giving a nod to old school Mary Marvel and the lightning strike on her costume. Even though she drove me nuts when I was reading her (my inner equalist at work, I'm sure) but she was the starting point.
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Minimal makeup, simple hair. Remember, you look overdone with smokey eyes as well as bright lips. Wear the lipstick, it's easiest to upkeep, and just swipe on some mascara and look fresh for spring. Voila, an outfit for a day of boring meetings, though maybe not a board meeting, depending on where you work.
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<div style="width:600px;margin:0 auto"><div style="position:relative;"><a target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/captain_marvel_for_plus_sized/set?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=121212165"><img width="600" alt="Captain Marvel for the plus sized "Y"" src="http://cfc.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-set/.sig/gybivXwiya5h0lUwe5oPw/cid/121212165/id/qNymf6nU4xGzWsSqO-wIHA/size/c600x409.jpg" title="Captain Marvel for the plus sized "Y"" height="409" border="0" /></a></div></div><br/><div style="text-align:center"><small><a target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/captain_marvel_for_plus_sized/set?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=121212165">Captain Marvel for the plus sized "Y"</a> by <a target="_blank" href="http://stevie-sm-williams.polyvore.com/?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste">stevie-sm-williams</a> featuring <a target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/topshop/shop?brand=Topshop">Topshop</a></small></div><div style="width:600px;margin:0 auto"><br/><div style="text-align:left;"><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=98959052"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak2.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/98959052.jpg" title="Style Co plus size top" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=108799524"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak2.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/108799524.jpg" title="Plus size jacket" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=94480630"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak1.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/94480630.jpg" title="Lee plus size pants" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=105315103"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak2.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/105315103.jpg" title="Nine west shoes" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=107712674"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak2.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/107712674.jpg" title="Betsey Johnson clutch" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=107301716"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak1.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/107301716.jpg" title="Gemstone jewelry" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=107511328"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak1.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/107511328.jpg" title="Stud earrings" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=101839422"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak1.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/101839422.jpg" title="Topshop ring" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=95274960"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak1.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/95274960.jpg" title="Lancôme liquid eyeliner" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=76690603"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak2.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/76690603.jpg" title="Lancôme lips makeup" height="50" /></a></div></div>
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One of my favorite people in the whole world asked me for a Ms. Marvel outfit, and I realized I have been rather remiss about creating outfits for those of us who aren't built like twigs. I, myself, tend to waffle between plus size and "stadard" size (for which I mean smaller than a 16, not standardized sizing as no one in the US can seem to agree on what measurements are truly standard) and it's past time I work on that. Also, it irritates me that so many plus sized tops are shapeless and boring. It's getting better, but really. Also, why can't we have a Busty Ladies line of clothing? I've been threatening to make one for years and I'm honestly starting to think it would be a good idea. Those of you, blessed like me in the chesticle region, know how hard it is to get dresses and shirts that fit properly without just giving in and spending money (or in my case time) having alterations done. That's a rant for a later date, though.
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A plus sized Y is an Apple shape. Cheerfully round and gaining weight around the tummy. Excuse me while I take a moment to glare at my own stomach for demanding more food and less abdominal crunches. Anyhow, you can't just dress an apple shape like a y shape, it doesn't work. Let me rephrase that, it could work, but it wouldn't be very flattering. Embrace your body! I have never met a woman I thought had a terrible body. I have met quite a few I wished dressed differently, though, and that is the problem.
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With that in mind let's move on, shall we? A lot of people seem to think that all women over a size 14 seem to want straight legged pants that flare just a bit. This is false. I have awesome legs, and a lot of my larger sisters do as well. Curvy and muscled and no thighs because no hips because all our weight is in our tummy's and our bras. You know what this means? Properly fitted narrow legged pants. When you try on the pants they should be loose and comfortable around your legs, but not baggy. If they are baggy, especially around the hips, it will give you diaper butt and no one wants that. So, again, try on the pants. Pants are my least favorite thing to try on because so few of them work with my body type, but when you DO find that one cut in that one brand, it is almost like magic. You reach the pinnacle of relief and all the stress leaves you. I take it back, it is more like a fashion orgasm.
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For the top I went with a pretty blue top that has butterfly sleeves (so very forgiving about not so firm upper arms) and a nice band at the bottom. It's meant to look looser than it is and gives the illusion that you are a size or two smaller than you are and wont cling to any rolls that may occur when you are bending over or slouching in your seat attempting not to look as bored as you feel. That could also just be me projecting my own feelings of boredom as that seems to be my day today.
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A blazer is a tough thing for any woman over a size 4. It needs to hit you right at the hip, fit you right in the shoulders, the arms, and the bust, and it needs to button properly for your shape. That last bit? That's the tough one. Most blazers want to button up half way up your chest. This isn't actually a good thing for most women. All it does is pull and make you look boxy if it isn't fitted right, and if it is fitted right it makes your shoulders wider, your neck thicker, and if you have more than a C it might start to look a little like a naughty librarian in a skinemax flick. For the apple girls, you want your blazers to button just under your breasts. This will nip you in at the waist, elongate your neck, and wont make our wide shoulders seem more like they should belong to a linebacker. I picked one, in this case, that is current and kind of hip, I like the lack of a traditional collar and think it adds a little more of a style oomph to the outfit over all.
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Accessories are accessories, people, and they are the lifeblood of all, no matter what size you are. So, red heels? Check. The star ring? Check. The awesome-tastic purse? Check. We will add a necklace, in this case, because there isn't as much interest on the blazer, and the red and gold echo back to the collar of Carol's Captain Marvel uniform. Do your nails something fun (why be boring?) and something simple with your hair. Again, do the bright lips and nude eyes, it's easier to upkeep the lips than the eye shadow. Simple, strong, confidant.
Everyone's a bad ass in their own way,
StevieAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14617614020525139004noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8038107416511885296.post-16007423515188031262014-05-05T14:00:00.001-07:002014-09-22T12:15:06.701-07:00The Trouble With Visiting HothSometimes you don’t even need to be all that sneaky in the work place to flaunt your geek. About a week and a half ago I was in Calgary, AB, Canada for the Calgary Comic and Entertainment Expo with FlipOn.TV (which is magical, let me tell you.) While I was there it began to snow. Now, for many people this is neither surprising, nor of much concern. For me, this was terrible. I am from Seattle, raised in the greater Puget Sound area, and snow is not normal. We Seattlites are bred in a cool climate that doesn’t usually go above 80 or below 45. It rains in the morning, it’s sunny in the afternoon, and should we get more than an inch of that terrifying frozen whiteness known as snow, we shut down operations and hide in her homes glaring with distrust. This is why Alaskans hate us.
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So, snow. It was snowing in Calgary and it was cold. I don’t deal well with cold. In fact being cold makes me whiney and I have zero cartilage in my hips so it makes them hurt. So what do you do at a convention when you are wearing a thin t-shirt and jeans and seriously contemplating attacking the dude in the tauntan costume so you can steal it for your own? You take a break and head for the merch booths! I spotted welovefine first and wanted the tauntaun hoodie (it has intestines patterned inside and a light saber for a zipper pull!) but their hoodies, as I was advised before the wonderful man started helping me, were designed for Asians. I am not built like an Asian girl. I am 5’7” with practically nonexistent hips, wide shoulders, and a lot of bust. I wanted that hoodie, though. So I started with the XL. It’s the right length, the hood is long enough (and has little horns <3), and it zips fine over the stomach and stops under the boobs. XXL got a bit higher, but sadly, still didn’t work. That was the highest they went to, sadly enough, as they were out of 3XL. Cue my sad face.
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I wandered off, having decided I needed something Star Wars related as all I could do was imagine myself freezing to death in the middle of the Calgary Stampede, a glittery white statue that the 501st could put on display beside their Han frozen in carbonite statue. I was seriously comparing it to Hoth and the snow wasn’t even sticking. Does this make sense? To me, yes. To those like me, probably. To those who deal with three foot drifts 4+ months out of the year? I am apparently a crazy person.
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Anyhow, I journeyed across the vast expanse in search of an awesome, warm, and not overly expensive sweat shirt that I would wear more than just once. I like Star Wars well enough, seen all the movies, read most of the books (which are no longer canon, thank you Disney for making this more difficult to keep in a single timeline) and have a serious crush on R2D2, however I am nowhere near as crazy over it as my mother. Halfway through my search I realized that should I get this Star Wars sweater, my mother was likely to borrow it. By borrow, I really mean she was going to abscond off with it and cackle every time I asked her if I could have it back. This is understandable, I totally did that with her Brodeur Away Jersey. Whatever, though, she totally doesn’t even like the Devil’s, she just like Goalies. I, however, am a true fan. So there.
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So basically, my search changed half way through to finding instead something that called to me. Something I would wear often and without any kind of regret. I started thinking “what if I could wear it to work” and not just on Friday when we can basically wear anything we want, either. I wanted something I could input into my Sneaky Geeky work wardrobe. I ended back up at welovefine. Those that know me know that I wear a LOT of sweaters. I love them, especially boyfriend sweaters, because I think they look adorable with all the dresses I like to wear and they keep me warm when I am cold. I had remembered something that had caught my eye when I was trying on the tauntan hoodie and when I went back it was there and they did have the 3XL! So I tried it on and I swam in it. Down to the 2X, still huge. Down to the XL. Big, but in the good way that meant I could wear it like a boyfriend sweater, which made sense because it was a men’s sweater. It was simple, brick red with black accents, and when it’s open you don’t even realize that it’s a geeky cardigan.
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And then you button it up, and Deadpool happens. Oh, yes. This is now my favorite item of clothing. Deadpool happens to be my favorite Marvel character and now he can come with me to work every day.
Thankfully now warm,
StevieAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14617614020525139004noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8038107416511885296.post-75731673502085402592014-05-01T15:38:00.001-07:002014-09-22T12:14:51.662-07:00In Honor of Nocking Point Wines - Have a little Sneaky Geeky Arrow!<b>For my Hipless Ladies - Please enjoy this Arrow inspired ensemble!
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<b>And this one is for my gals with the junk in the trunk! </b>
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If cupid's late, grab an arrow and shoot your man or woman in the ass,
StevieAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14617614020525139004noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8038107416511885296.post-52056053414610918982014-04-04T09:21:00.000-07:002014-09-22T12:13:53.542-07:00We All Go A Little Mad, Sometimes<div style="width:600px;margin:0 auto"><div style="position:relative;"><a target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/mad_madam_mim_for_shape/set?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=99933147"><img width="600" alt="Mad Madam Mim for the Y Shape" src="http://cfc.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-set/.sig/t2k3nOCYAHbvY5kK5vv63w/cid/99933147/id/vMjJaVAw4xG6bFWotP8JyA/size/c600x494.jpg" title="Mad Madam Mim for the Y Shape" height="494" border="0" /></a></div></div><br/><div style="text-align:center"><small><a target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/mad_madam_mim_for_shape/set?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=99933147">Mad Madam Mim for the Y Shape</a> by <a target="_blank" href="http://stevie-sm-williams.polyvore.com/?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste">stevie-sm-williams</a> featuring <a target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/animal_earrings/shop?query=animal+earrings">animal earrings</a></small></div><div style="width:600px;margin:0 auto"><br/><div style="text-align:left;"><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=93801800"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak2.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/93801800.jpg" title="Dresses with belt" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=88983270"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak2.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/88983270.jpg" title="H M see through top" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=73063006"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak2.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/73063006.jpg" title="Moon Collection black nylon stocking" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=91773048"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak2.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/91773048.jpg" title="Restricted mid-heel shoes" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=62143161"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak1.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/62143161.jpg" title="Mango buckle handbag" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=88058666"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak2.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/88058666.jpg" title="Forever 21 band ring" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=88809222"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak2.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/88809222.jpg" title="Bracelet jewelry" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=93331453"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak2.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/93331453.jpg" title="Animal earrings" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=87990986"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak1.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/87990986.jpg" title="Pink eye makeup" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=82055223"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak2.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/82055223.jpg" title="Pink lips makeup" height="50" /></a></div></div>
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So, admittedly, I am not the best blogger in the history of blogging. I'm hoping I'm not the worst, either. I get distracted by all kinds of crazy things; holidays, birthdays, shiny things, cute things, comicons, work, volunteering ... but I am going to make an effort to be better for all of those I want to pretend are reading this. So, onward! I'm a little scattered on Fridays, possibly more so today as my dog died last night. So I like to wear easy outfits. Things that are comfortable, don't take a lot of thought, but are still upbeat and cheerful because weekend! Also, you want to look at least a little cute because you never know when you might want to go hit the town for a few beers or a couple glasses of wine.
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Every awesome tale needs a pretty legit villain. Sometimes they are a bit more creepy and sometimes a bit more lonely. The Sword in the Stone - as every good Disney Baby knows - had Mad Madam Mim, a woman that might have been more lonely than anything else, and had more than her fair share of crazy. Madam Mim is possibly one of my top ten favorite Disney Characters. She is loud, brash, doesn't take crap from anybody, and very much is her own person. Plus, she turns into a giant purple dragon and who doesn't want to be able to do that? Today we are going to honor the proud little witch herself and focus on animals and happy pink and purple colors!
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If you are going to go with bold colors, ladies, don't mix so many of them that people will have a hard time looking at you. Try to stick to the same shade range with a few softer accents. To celebrate Mim and Spring I picked a rather darling 3/4 sleeve knee length dress fitted to the waist and then flaring softly for the skirt. I like the folds falling over the hips, adds room to those pesky shapeless spots we Y ladies have a hard time with. The simple scoop neck is high enough that cleavage shouldn't be too much of a problem (if you are busty like myself you might still want to grab a camisole for underneath.)
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Not all ladies are shaped the same (I will never stop harping on this!) and this is why we have accessories like belts! No matter what I do, I have extra room around my midsection in dresses, things aren't usually made for people with breasts larger than a C. Hence the belt. Belts nip in that fabric and show off your shape, an easy fix that I realized the other day has kind of become my staple. I have 17 belts. 17! I mean, I thought it was a lot at first, but then I realized I wanted more in multiple colors. I could segue off here, well I did segue off here but then I deleted the three paragraphs because who really needs three paragraphs on belts when we haven't even gotten to the second outfit yet?
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Onward to the rest of the accessories! Springtime is Chilly here in Seattle, so a nice loose knit sweater is great to toss on over the top of the dress for in the office. Try not to pick a bulky sweater, as that is just going to add rather volume to your shape, you want something a little sheer and that will fall neatly along the lines of your dress. You also want leggings or tights. I found the tights with the tentacles printed on them and knew they were perfect for Mim (and me, I ordered a pair.) With Mim, it's the colors and accessories that really make the outfit. All those animals she turned into? Oh yes, that make perfect fodder. You can't have too many different animal prints and faces on your jewelry with an outfit like this. Mix metals, textures, and styles for a fun and funky cast to an otherwise sedate (save the color) outfit. After that you just toss on a pair of low heels (it's Friday after all) and a matching bag and you are ready for the office!!
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For all my Pear shaped ladies out there, I give you an A line dress! You should already have a few of those, they should be a staple in your wardrobe really. No one wears a tailored A line (or a pencil skirt) like a girl with hips. So, to show off your shape I have paired the bold, but simple, dress with a fun, purple, bolero and scarf set. The scarf adds a bit more bulk and warmth to the neck, giving the illusion of a narrower waist because who doesn't want that? Speaking of waist, toss a narrow belt on at your natural waist, the slimmest part of your torso, just to make sure that dress tucks in properly to your body. It's my go-to easy fix.
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For this ensemble I picked the hot pink leopard print. Partly because I didn't want the same leggings and tights on both outfits, and partly because they just make me really happy. With all the purple accessories already being worn (belt, scarf, bolero) I added purple shoes, but I chose a fun, bright pink purse to go along with it. It's big enough to hold your tablet (that is kind of a rule for purses with me these days) but not so huge it looks like you are trying to smuggle frozen turkey into work. There is such a thing as a purse that is too big, in my opinion.
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I put higher heels on this one, but I liked the color (and the shoes) and kind of just rolled with it at that point. After all, this is about doing the same inspiration on two different outfits. They are similar, obviously, but not identical. Just as no two women are identical. Speaking of, I know I usually tend not to put as much info into my second outfit, because it's repeating a lot of things from the first, so instead of talking about jewelry (though I totally bought that ear cuff, just thought you all should know that it's awesome) I thought I'd just get to the hair and makeup.
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All these bold colors you put on your body are already making eyes go to you. As such, I vote for simplicity in the makeup department. A sheer shade for the eyelids (a soft pink or gold) and a soft pink lip and you should be good to go. Be simple with your hair as well! Leave it down or toss it up in a loose bun or ponytail. With all your accessories and the bold colors of the outfit going crazy with the hair and makeup will make it look a bit too over the top. This is work, after all. If you like over the top, toss some more makeup in your bag and go wild at the end of the day!
Remember, always pillage before you burn!
StevieAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14617614020525139004noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8038107416511885296.post-14393034950550023672013-11-18T10:40:00.001-08:002014-09-22T12:13:37.788-07:00Anyone else ever want to grab a sword and ride a horse off into battle?<div style="width:600px;margin:0 auto"><div style="position:relative;"><a target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/mulan_for_shape/set?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=98773673"><img width="600" alt="Mulan for the "A" Shape" src="http://cfc.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-set/.sig/pUEMjEEM9kw01HPi4tmcA/cid/98773673/id/6jBdXrgn4xGGgOUdkeyckw/size/c600x449.jpg" title="Mulan for the "A" Shape" height="449" border="0" /></a></div></div><br/><div style="text-align:center"><small><a target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/mulan_for_shape/set?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=98773673">Mulan for the "A" Shape</a> by <a target="_blank" href="http://stevie-sm-williams.polyvore.com/?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste">stevie-sm-williams</a> featuring <a target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/flat_boots/shop?query=flat+boots">flat boots</a></small></div><div style="width:600px;margin:0 auto"><br/><div style="text-align:left;"><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=93088395"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak2.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/93088395.jpg" title="Doublju red tunic" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=74785272"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak1.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/74785272.jpg" title="Zalando pants" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=92094954"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak1.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/92094954.jpg" title="Qupid flat boots" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=52595502"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak2.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/52595502.jpg" title="Chan Luu black rose jewelry" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=92155814"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak2.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/92155814.jpg" title="Wire wrapped necklace" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=90880227"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak1.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/90880227.jpg" title="Maria Francesca Pepe french hook earrings" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=93077943"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak1.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/93077943.jpg" title="Knit infinity scarf" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=89782711"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak2.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/89782711.jpg" title="Alice by Temperley slimming belt" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=90093688"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak2.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/90093688.jpg" title="Estée Lauder shimmer eyeshadow" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=93509319"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak2.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/93509319.jpg" title="Cream eye liner" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=70593175"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak2.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/70593175.jpg" title="Lipstick Queen lipstick" height="50" /></a></div></div>
I love that Mulan is simple, but still feminine. She doesn't hide her body (a definite Athletic-Banana shape, that one.) so I've decided not to hide, but to flatter the hips. To be fair, that's pretty much what I always do, but even so. One always glories in what one doesn't have.
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At work you don't want to look sloppy. Well, I don't, and I assume those who work in an office setting don't want to either. Nice pants, cut close to the leg, soft boots, and a tunic top with scoop neck. I added a scarf as it's getting a bit nippy outside (it's raining here in Seattle today, no real surprise there.) and even inside sometimes you want a bit of warmth. Remember that your scarf shouldn't clash with the outfit anymore than your jewelry should. Keep in mind the character and the overall feel of what you are portraying. That's half the fun of an inspiration outfit, after all.
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I chose to toss up strong, simple jewelry as well. Leather and gold beads, stylistic sword earrings, and a simple Chinese Coin as a necklace. If you wear dangle earrings and a necklace, don't make them too heavy. It detracts from the rest of the outfit. Then again, I do live by the "less is more" standpoint when it comes to jewelry and that's at least partially because I look silly with layers of chain. I know quite a few people that can pile it on and look fabulous. So keep in mind that I'm (oh, it hurts to say this ...) not always right.
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Tunics can be wonderful for people with larger busts and no hips or butt, (Me!) especially when you toss a belt on over the top of it. It cinches in over your waist and then flows down over your hips and your butt, adding area where there was none! Pair it with leggings (Tunics can be used as a short dress, but you don't want your junk hanging out) or skinny jeans for a fresh, flattering look. Remember to put the belt at your natural waist, the narrowest part of your torso, so that you don't get baby-belly.
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This is the kind of outfit that I live in, and as Mulan is one of my favorite characters (Cartoon or OUaT) I felt that I should make an outfit I can actually pull off. This is also something that I could wear to the office, and because of the three quarter sleeves all of my tattoos are covered should there be some kind of client meeting going on. Most people don't mind my tattoos - I'm in Seattle - but I still like to cover them up when I have to be Uber-Professional.
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Again, when it comes to jewelry I'm a believer in "less is more". Dangling earrings don't need to be paired with necklaces, bracelets don't need to be paired with rings. Yes, some people can pull it off. Others, not so much (I'm one of the not so much group.) Keep the makeup neutral and minimal, Mulan wasn't one to doll herself up if she didn't have to. She was a warrior, strong and proud! I mean, sure, she was going to sell herself into marriage and she had a total hard on for Prince Phillip, but even then she didn't need to make herself into someone else in order to get his attention. She is who she is, and that's a good example for a girl to follow. I mean, who else could you be if you weren't being yourself?
What's your war cry?
StevieAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14617614020525139004noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8038107416511885296.post-60381753351547171562013-11-15T13:00:00.000-08:002014-09-22T12:13:21.881-07:00Wonderful is channeling Wonder Woman to make a bad day better.<div style="width:600px;margin:0 auto"><div style="position:relative;"><a target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/wonder_woman_for_shape/set?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=99118440"><img width="600" alt="Wonder Woman for the "Y" Shape" src="http://cfc.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-set/.sig/L9KntWCqEf6x1AXQpUzA/cid/99118440/id/YIBEtAgq4xGFcTD96xSULw/size/c600x606.jpg" title="Wonder Woman for the "Y" Shape" height="606" border="0" /></a></div></div><br/><div style="text-align:center"><small><a target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/wonder_woman_for_shape/set?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=99118440">Wonder Woman for the "Y" Shape</a> by <a target="_blank" href="http://stevie-sm-williams.polyvore.com/?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste">stevie-sm-williams</a> featuring a <a target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/toiletry_bag/shop?query=toiletry+bag">toiletry bag</a></small></div><div style="width:600px;margin:0 auto"><br/><div style="text-align:left;"><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=93797140"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak1.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/93797140.jpg" title="Top" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=88448864"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak1.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/88448864.jpg" title="Doublju jacket" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=75214259"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak2.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/75214259.jpg" title="Morgan pants" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=70281140"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak2.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/70281140.jpg" title="Black scrunch boots" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=89628269"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak1.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/89628269.jpg" title="Accessorize bracelet" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=93051624"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak1.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/93051624.jpg" title="Linea belt" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=76029727"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak1.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/76029727.jpg" title="Urban Decay toiletry bag" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=91305760"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak2.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/91305760.jpg" title="Lancôme lipstick" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=83573939"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak2.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/83573939.jpg" title="Kevyn Aucoin eyeliner" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=89478597"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak2.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/89478597.jpg" title="Wonder Woman Vintage Style Comic Book by OOAKResinDesigns on Etsy" height="50" /></a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=5008317&.svc=copypaste&id=90994041"><img vspace="4" width="50" hspace="4" src="http://ak1.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/s/tid/90994041.jpg" title="Honey Gold Scarf .. Mustard Yellow Scarf .. Infinity Scarf .. Eternity..." height="50" /></a></div></div>
Who is more iconic than Wonder Woman? For me, the only one that stacks up beside her is Xena. I have a crazy yen for tough ladies who like men but don't really need them to make themselves happy. We are sticking to the Red, Blue, and Gold theme for the most part here. No white, mostly because I dislike the white stars on her Uniform. Wonder Woman is Greek, why the hell does she wear an American Flag for a uniform? Okay, okay, I know the answer to that. I've read the original comics, I've read the interviews with the creator in regards to the time, his love life, and how much more badass women are than men in his opinion. Still, I can continue to wrinkle my nose in distaste every time I see a Greek woman wearing what is basically a sexy American Flag.
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So, getting off my soap box for a moment, let's get to the meat of things, shall we? I love to put together things that I would wear had I the ability or body. It's no different now. Skinny trousers are best when wearing boots, at least if you plan to tuck the pants into the boots, and wearing pants is nice in the Autumn months because we start getting wind and rain and it can get a bit nippy. Add a jacket and a scarf and you get to be warm, comfortable, <i>and</i> cute.
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I fell in love with this top, which is of a style that you can pull off with wide shoulders or narrow shoulders, and gives a nice nod to the corseted figure of Diana Troy. It also looks good tucked in or left out. Since we are doing narrow legged trousers at work, add a belt. It just classes up the outfit. Also, since it's Wonder Woman, make sure the belt is gold. It is a surprising accent color paired with the bold primary shades of the rest of the outfit and adds oomph to the outfit.
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The jacket is a steal, as far as I'm concerned. It's a fleece, zippered hoodie in bright lipstick red. It is amazing. I love the shape, the details, the high neck and large hood, and how cozy it looks. Plus, with an $11 price tag, it's pretty much perfect. Usually I put together outfits that add curves or lighten them. This one I put together with my sister in mind. She is tall, lean, with long legs and wide shoulders. This outfit would look amazing on her, unlike me. We are very different Y shaped ladies. I'm busty with a gut and short legs, she's got a butt, extra long legs, and no boobs. It happens. So this one is for her, because as much as I wish I could rock that shirt, I'd have to put all kinds of darts and pleats to make it flattering and at that point it's just going to make the ladies look bigger and the ensemble will slip into the Lewd category. It's sad, but it happens.
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Keep your makeup simple. Red lips, nude-pink shadows, and then leave your hair loose. Match it with your favorite knee high boots (flats for my Sister, because she already has crazy long limbs) and a pair of awesome Wonder Woman earrings that will eventually make their way into my jewelry box, and you have your Wonder Woman ensemble for the Y Shape!
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So, again, one of my very favorite characters is Wonder Woman. She's powerful, she's beautiful, and she is happy going her own direction. As far as I am concerned she is one of the greatest heroes ever created. Though, admittedly, I'm extremely bias. Plus, jet black hair? Hell yeah! Eventually I will cosplay the most epic Wonder Woman of all time (in my head, I'm sure) because I refuse to wear any more wigs and I have really long, really curly, <i>really</i> dark hair. I stand out in a family of redheads, tanner than they are as well as having darker hair. Of course tan to them is still white to the rest of the world, which can be quite amusing.
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ANYWHO! On to the clothing! I love this top (as I'm sure you've noticed since I might have mentioned it before...) The top and the scarf are really what inspired the outfits, plus I think the earrings are adorable. The top wouldn't look quite right on busty ladies, but it is lovely on those graced with a "C" or smaller. I love the illusion of the sweetheart corset, but it keeps it from looking too trashy by going with black lace rather than tan or red. Honestly, though, if the lace was red I wouldn't find it anywhere near as adorable as I do.
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I paired it with a blazer, (keep it classy in the work place, ladies!) both for added warmth in the office and because I am just a fan of blazers in general.I chose a blazer that was nicely fitted and stops at the top of the hips. It is a style that goes well with skirts and pants alike, and is extremely flattering for a pear shaped woman (who isn't too busty.) I paired it with a skirt this time (because for some reason it struck me as very Linda Carter - don't ask.) that stops <i>above</i> the knee. I cannot stress enough how important it is not to wear a skirt that cuts off just below the knee. A loose skirt cut off just below the knee shortens your legs and makes them look thicker than they are. Don't do it! Do not wear that length!
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For shoes I went with pumps, lipstick red, because I love beautiful shoes and heels make your legs look longer and slimmer. Who doesn't want long, slim legs? I know I do. My legs are kinda stubby, it's very upsetting. Keep your makeup up nude-pink and a bit shimmery (I have that eye shadow compact - it's perfect for every day) and throw on some cuff bracelets and pretend they are gauntlets when people are irritating you. Pin on some earrings, leave your hair loose, and remember to walk with confidence; You'll look even better than you usually do!
You are powerful!
Stevie
Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14617614020525139004noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8038107416511885296.post-39626690397409110072013-11-15T12:44:00.001-08:002014-09-22T12:13:07.887-07:00Basic Body Shapes or Learn to stop fixating and just love your Bomb-Ass body! <br />
There is nothing I hate more than a pushy sales person trying to foist something completely unflattering on you. Sadly I have run into this more times than I would like to count. A great many people seem to like to try and just put you in the things they like and that look good on them, regardless of cut and color. I'm open to new fashion choices, but really - don't try and put me in an orange red, it just makes me look sick and pisses me off.<br />
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There are four basic body types. The foundation of your curves, you might say.<br />
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<li>You've got Pear or A, where your hips are wider than your shoulders. </li>
<li>You've got Apple or Y, where your shoulders are wider than your hips. This one is me - no hips, no ass, great legs, big bust, wide shoulders, and all my weight sits around my midsection and mocks me when I look at pretty dresses with nipped waists. It's all that junk food that likes pry it's way into my mouth, sugar terrorism! Yes, that's what it is ... </li>
<li>You've als ogot Hourglass, where your hips and shoulders are both wide and your waist nips in ala Marilyn Monroe or my boss, the woman who I often imagine they must have been talking about when they made that song Brick House, because she has curves in every place any woman I have ever met <em>wishes</em> she had them. Plus she's tall. If I look half as good as she does when I'm her age, I will consider all beauty regimens well worth the effort. </li>
<li>Then you've got Banana or rectangle where you have narrow hips and shoulders and your waist may or may not nip in. I prefer to call this shape "Athletic" because a lot of athletes are built this way. The less athletic banana shapes are what I sometimes like to call pre-pubescent toothpicks, but that's mostly my just being a catty brat. </li>
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These four body types basically personify what you do and do not want to wear, in <em>most</em> peoples opinions. There are so many variations, though, on top of that. Long torso, short torso, long legs, short legs, petite, tall, round, busty, hump backed, emaciated, blue, green - basically there are a lot of different people out there. Things that look good on me are not necessarily things that will look good on you. That being said - some things can carry over.<br />
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I keep seeing inspiration sets floating around the Internet based on various celebrities and fictional characters. I, myself, am a total geek so I like to look up all these different inspiration sets and usually I'm left kind of disappointed. Almost everything I see is either too literal to look good on someone in the real world, or it's made for a stick figure. Or, you know, a Banana shape. It's mean to say stick figures and really I say it because a tiny part of me is jealous - I'm a petty bitch sometimes. So back a few months ago I started making a few inspiration sets of my own, specifically for a general Y shape or Pear shape. I try to do 2 sets for every character, sometimes I get lazy though.<br />
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That being said I will start to post some of those, and start making more for people out there. We can start inserting some sneaky-geeky attire into the office without having your boss look at you askance. If someone reading this has questions or a request for a certain character feel free to comment and let me know. I'm pretty excited about this endeavor and I hope that people can learn a bit about what might be right for them.
Talk to you later,
StevieAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14617614020525139004noreply@blogger.com0